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Berek

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" One day you'll look back and laugh "
« on: June 25, 2007, 05:22:19 PM »
anyone had a moment like that ?

A few years ago I was looking after a parapliegic chap, he had a fungal infection in the gonad area and I used to spray "Daktarin" on it after a wash. Anyway, one day I accidently picked up a can of antiperspirant by mistake.

You should have heard him scream..

and sure enough, we now look back and laugh... whistle:
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Re: " One day you'll look back and laugh "
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2007, 05:26:32 PM »
What a fascinating insight into the "Life of Berek"

Dear Diary,
Today I set fire to a patient's bollox ~ my how we laughed.
Maybe I'll try it on Nick next time I see him. Then again perhaps he has tried it for himself.
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Re: " One day you'll look back and laugh "
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2007, 06:30:07 PM »
Quote from: Berek on June 25, 2007, 05:22:19 PM
anyone had a moment like that ?

A few years ago I was looking after a parapliegic chap, he had a fungal infection in the gonad area and I used to spray "Daktarin" on it after a wash. Anyway, one day I accidently picked up a can of antiperspirant by mistake.

You should have heard him scream..

and sure enough, we now look back and laugh... whistle:

Sounds better than what it looks like you have planned for the guy in your avatar!
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Re: " One day you'll look back and laugh "
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2007, 09:25:31 AM »
When I was in hospital many years ago the old boy in the bed next to me was wheeled off to X-Ray while still connected to the bed with a catheter in his dick.  shocked003

I can laugh at his screams of agony now but I still involuntarily clutch myself when I think of it?  redface:
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« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2007, 11:41:24 AM »
I once set fire to my own nose! That hurt. But I don't look back and laugh, now I  come to think of it
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Re: " One day you'll look back and laugh "
« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2007, 11:52:58 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 27, 2007, 11:41:24 AM
I once set fire to my own nose! That hurt. But I don't look back and laugh, now I  come to think of it

Too bloody mean to get some nasal hair clippers ey? ::)
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« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2007, 12:07:20 PM »
Not far off actually. All else having failed with pesky nasal hairs the application of a match seemd like an interesting experiment. Not one to repeat though cry:
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Re: " One day you'll look back and laugh "
« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2007, 12:11:49 PM »
I shaved my tongue with an electric razor once ? that?s one not to be repeated?  evil:
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Re: " One day you'll look back and laugh "
« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2007, 12:17:05 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 27, 2007, 12:11:49 PM
I shaved my tongue with an electric razor once ? that?s one not to be repeated?  evil:

Figures.
How's the hairy palms these days MR WOLF? scared2:
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Re: " One day you'll look back and laugh "
« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2007, 12:17:21 PM »
You had hairs growing on your tongue? eeek:
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Re: " One day you'll look back and laugh "
« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2007, 12:25:11 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 27, 2007, 12:17:21 PM
You had hairs growing on your tongue? eeek:
No...  redface:
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Re: " One day you'll look back and laugh "
« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2007, 12:31:06 PM »
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Re: " One day you'll look back and laugh "
« Reply #12 on: June 27, 2007, 01:14:17 PM »
I ran through the closed side of a plate glass window. I don't look back and laugh about it.  eeek:
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« Reply #13 on: June 27, 2007, 01:22:31 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 27, 2007, 01:14:17 PM
I ran through the closed side of a plate glass window. I don't look back and laugh about it.  eeek:

If you hadn't looked back, you wouldn't have run into it in the first place. Banghead
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Re: " One day you'll look back and laugh "
« Reply #14 on: June 27, 2007, 01:23:28 PM »
Exactly what the doctor said!
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