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Re: Fooking building work and stuff
« Reply #15 on: August 11, 2009, 03:47:02 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 10, 2009, 08:32:27 PM
Fooking thing had better werk, like  evil:
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Re: Fooking building work and stuff
« Reply #16 on: August 11, 2009, 06:49:37 AM »
I have a list of DIY jobs as long as yer arm - assuming you have an extremely long arm that is!  Banghead

Her sister is arriving Sunday for a week...  noooo:
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Re: Fooking building work and stuff
« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2009, 07:26:33 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 10, 2009, 06:58:39 PM
We have another house nearby... currently empty.

And it didn't cross your mind to move in there before the workmen arrived?

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Re: Fooking building work and stuff
« Reply #18 on: August 11, 2009, 07:48:43 AM »
No  evil:
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Re: Fooking building work and stuff
« Reply #19 on: August 11, 2009, 07:50:49 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 11, 2009, 06:49:37 AM
I have a list of DIY jobs as long as yer arm - assuming you have an extremely long arm that is!  Banghead

Her sister is arriving Sunday for a week...  noooo:
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Double trouble. Have you thought of leaving the country?
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Re: Fooking building work and stuff
« Reply #20 on: August 11, 2009, 08:11:11 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 11, 2009, 07:50:49 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 11, 2009, 06:49:37 AM
I have a list of DIY jobs as long as yer arm - assuming you have an extremely long arm that is!  Banghead

Her sister is arriving Sunday for a week...  noooo:
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Double trouble. Have you thought of leaving the country?

I did think of it actually....  redface:

School holidays tho - return fare ?850!  Banghead
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Re: Fooking building work and stuff
« Reply #21 on: August 11, 2009, 08:12:53 AM »
Chaotic systems appear to be disorderly, even random. But they are not. Beneath the random behavior is a sense of order and pattern. Truly random systems are not chaotic. ......

So applying that to your circumstances - seek solace in the fact that Mrs Nick is probably, in all likelihood, to be a very orderly person.

Hope you know where you've stored all The Boy's new school uniform - you wouldn't want to start the first day off in a new school with the wrong impression  scared2:
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Re: Fooking building work and stuff
« Reply #22 on: August 11, 2009, 08:13:18 AM »
Off we go again!

Mrs Nick has discovered a defect in the last lot of building work and is demanding they come back to fix it evil: Yes, there is a defect, visibile only from floor level with the use of a microsope  noooo:

And now we have to go out to arrange to recarpet the other house. All of it.  noooo:
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Re: Fooking building work and stuff
« Reply #23 on: August 11, 2009, 08:14:23 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 11, 2009, 08:12:53 AM
Chaotic systems appear to be disorderly, even random. But they are not. Beneath the random behavior is a sense of order and pattern. Truly random systems are not chaotic. ......

So applying that to your circumstances - seek solace in the fact that Mrs Nick is probably, in all likelihood, to be a very orderly person.

Hope you know where you've stored all The Boy's new school uniform - you wouldn't want to start the first day off in a new school with the wrong impression  scared2:

All The Boy's skool uniform is now here. Spread around the house in bags and covered by piles of shite, but here. Somewhere  noooo:
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Re: Fooking building work and stuff
« Reply #24 on: August 11, 2009, 08:15:31 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 11, 2009, 08:13:18 AM
Off we go again!

Mrs Nick has discovered a defect in the last lot of building work and is demanding they come back to fix it evil: Yes, there is a defect, visibile only from floor level with the use of a microsope  noooo:

And now we have to go out to arrange to recarpet the other house. All of it.  noooo:
Even the newly sanded bits...?  rubschin:
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Re: Fooking building work and stuff
« Reply #25 on: August 11, 2009, 08:15:56 AM »
Eh?
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Re: Fooking building work and stuff
« Reply #26 on: August 11, 2009, 08:17:01 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 11, 2009, 08:15:56 AM
Eh?
Oh I see... the other house...  redface:
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Re: Fooking building work and stuff
« Reply #27 on: August 11, 2009, 08:17:49 AM »
Yes, house number three  whistle:
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Re: Fooking building work and stuff
« Reply #28 on: August 11, 2009, 08:18:50 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 11, 2009, 08:17:49 AM
Yes, house number three  whistle:
You're a proper little property tycoon aren'tcha?

Did you like Monopoly when you were a kid like...?
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Re: Fooking building work and stuff
« Reply #29 on: August 11, 2009, 08:21:49 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 11, 2009, 08:18:50 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 11, 2009, 08:17:49 AM
Yes, house number three  whistle:
You're a proper little property tycoon aren'tcha?

Did you like Monopoly when you were a kid like...?

I bet every time he threw the dice he knocked over all the little houses.  ;)
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