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Offline Barman

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Re: Fooking building work and stuff
« Reply #30 on: August 11, 2009, 08:33:28 AM »
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Yes, house number three  whistle:
You're a proper little property tycoon aren'tcha?

Did you like Monopoly when you were a kid like...?

I bet every time he threw the dice he knocked over all the little houses.  ;)
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Re: Fooking building work and stuff
« Reply #31 on: August 11, 2009, 08:42:35 AM »
Bugger.

Sandman left all his stuff here including 2 mahoosive sanding machines. Plugged in.

As he left last night, he said, 'The Boy won't touch those will he?'

We reassured him.

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Re: Fooking building work and stuff
« Reply #32 on: August 11, 2009, 08:43:41 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 11, 2009, 08:42:35 AM
Bugger.

Sandman left all his stuff here including 2 mahoosive sanding machines. Plugged in.

As he left last night, he said, 'The Boy won't touch those will he?'

We reassured him.

Wrongly  cussing:


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Re: Fooking building work and stuff
« Reply #33 on: August 11, 2009, 08:45:39 AM »
You could start offering pedicures to your neighbours like  whistle:
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Re: Fooking building work and stuff
« Reply #34 on: August 11, 2009, 08:46:23 AM »
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Re: Fooking building work and stuff
« Reply #35 on: August 11, 2009, 09:24:22 AM »
Offer to live in the second house BY YOURSELF (this is very important) while you redecorate etc . Then get the local handyman in to do the work for you. Simples.
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Re: Fooking building work and stuff
« Reply #36 on: August 11, 2009, 09:25:22 AM »
That is a very good plan!!
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Re: Fooking building work and stuff
« Reply #37 on: August 11, 2009, 09:26:27 AM »
One does one's best  lol:
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Re: Fooking building work and stuff
« Reply #38 on: August 11, 2009, 10:41:25 AM »
If you follow this very good plan don't forget to splash a little paint about your person in case you happen to meet Mrs Nick.
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Re: Fooking building work and stuff
« Reply #39 on: August 11, 2009, 02:13:24 PM »
Top tip, shaggy!
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Re: Fooking building work and stuff
« Reply #40 on: August 11, 2009, 02:17:47 PM »
Your are now a co-conspirator in this plan Snoops and will be blamed by Mrs Nick for leading her man astray  whistle:
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Re: Fooking building work and stuff
« Reply #41 on: August 11, 2009, 03:16:04 PM »
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Re: Fooking building work and stuff
« Reply #42 on: August 11, 2009, 03:17:54 PM »
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