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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: How not to start the day off ....
« Reply #15 on: August 11, 2009, 10:47:59 AM »
Especially if she fell forwards eh  lol:
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Re: How not to start the day off ....
« Reply #16 on: August 11, 2009, 10:56:39 AM »
There was usually a scramble of males to get their first - for the mouth-to-mouth and chest compressions. Just to be on the safe side, like  whistle:

And no, I didn't know at first that you weren't meant to use tongues during mouth-to-mouth...
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Re: How not to start the day off ....
« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2009, 10:59:47 AM »
And at what point did you discover that the heart is not actually behind the breast you were so carefully massaging?  whistle:
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Re: How not to start the day off ....
« Reply #18 on: August 11, 2009, 11:03:23 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 11, 2009, 10:59:47 AM
And at what point did you discover that the heart is not actually behind the breast you were so carefully massaging?  whistle:

The thing I was massaging was lower down and had hair on it. Seemed to revive her pretty quickly  8)
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Re: How not to start the day off ....
« Reply #19 on: August 11, 2009, 11:04:25 AM »
Aaahh the pot of belly button fluff  lol:
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Re: How not to start the day off ....
« Reply #20 on: August 11, 2009, 11:12:24 AM »
back to fainting fella - he has had 13 stitches in the head wound and is being kept in the hospital today  eeek:
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Re: How not to start the day off ....
« Reply #21 on: August 11, 2009, 11:15:05 AM »
Do you know what caused him to faint?
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Re: How not to start the day off ....
« Reply #22 on: August 11, 2009, 11:17:08 AM »
No  Shrugs:

ECG tests all appear fine and blood sugar levels etc seem also to be ok
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Re: How not to start the day off ....
« Reply #23 on: August 11, 2009, 11:27:30 AM »
We had a chap at work who was always in early. It turns out it was becuase he hadn't made it home the night before. He didn't so much feint as fall asleep with the gentle aroma of stale lager wafting from him.

And no, we didn't try mouth-to-mouth on him.
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Re: How not to start the day off ....
« Reply #24 on: August 11, 2009, 11:33:59 AM »
Sorry TMR but:

feint:
1. A feigned attack designed to draw defensive action away from an intended target.
2. A deceptive action calculated to divert attention from one's real purpose.

faint
1. To fall into a usually brief state of unconsciousness.

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Re: How not to start the day off ....
« Reply #25 on: August 11, 2009, 11:43:14 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on August 11, 2009, 11:33:59 AM
Sorry TMR but:

feint:
1. A feigned attack designed to draw defensive action away from an intended target.
2. A deceptive action calculated to divert attention from one's real purpose.

faint
1. To fall into a usually brief state of unconsciousness.



 redface: I was thinking that as I was typing it, but I convinced myself I was right.

I blame it on the fact I have been up since 4 o'clock in the bloody morning.
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Re: How not to start the day off ....
« Reply #26 on: August 11, 2009, 11:44:04 AM »
An unusual faint of that sort can be heart related and not show up on an ECG ~ it happens to me from time to time only in my case I don't faint because the implanted defibrillator kicks in and shocks me back. Some people do develop a heart problem that results in the heart literally stopping and then restarting itself and this doesn't show on an ECG because the event is well over before the ECG is taken.

See: http://www.stars.org.uk/

Click on Medical Info on the menu to the left hand side of the screen and then on Blackouts.

This BTW is a charity well worth supporting.
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Re: How not to start the day off ....
« Reply #27 on: August 11, 2009, 11:49:46 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 11, 2009, 11:44:04 AM
An unusual faint of that sort can be heart related and not show up on an ECG ~ it happens to me from time to time only in my case I don't faint because the implanted defibrillator kicks in and shocks me back. Some people do develop a heart problem that results in the heart literally stopping and then restarting itself and this doesn't show on an ECG because the event is well over before the ECG is taken.

See: http://www.stars.org.uk/

Click on Medical Info on the menu to the left hand side of the screen and then on Blackouts.

This BTW is a charity well worth supporting.

Seconded, a friends daughter suffers from this.
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Re: How not to start the day off ....
« Reply #28 on: August 12, 2009, 08:10:49 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on August 11, 2009, 11:15:05 AM
Do you know what caused him to faint?
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 11, 2009, 11:17:08 AM
No  Shrugs:

ECG tests all appear fine and blood sugar levels etc seem also to be ok
You can ask again at the hospital when you go for your HIV test.
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Re: How not to start the day off ....
« Reply #29 on: August 12, 2009, 08:17:28 PM »
Tsk  noooo:
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