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Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« on: August 11, 2009, 08:10:38 AM »
Shouldn't have long to wait.

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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2009, 08:11:13 AM »
BASTARDO.  cussing:

What can possibly go wrong?
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2009, 08:12:53 AM »
BASTARDO.  cussing:

What can possibly go wrong?
With a PaintPod? Everything!  point:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2009, 10:37:33 AM »
BASTARDO.  cussing:

What can possibly go wrong?
With Nick? Everything!  point:

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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2009, 11:13:08 AM »
Today was meant to be Pod day. I am resigned to my fate.

Fortunately Mrs Nick is 'getting organised'. I doubt we shall get started before 3 (and we have to buy paint yet)  noooo:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2009, 11:20:54 AM »


Can you imagine how long it is going to take to choose the paint?

Colour charts to ponder over,do you know how many shades of cream there are, brand name to be decided and then the weighty matter od whether to go for matt, silk, textured, waterproof, boy proof, (with extra added teflon) Oh the fun. noooo:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2009, 11:21:41 AM »
Magnolia. Gallons of the stuff. Well, that's what I told her to do.  rubschin:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2009, 12:06:15 PM »


Can you imagine how long it is going to take to choose the paint?

Colour charts to ponder over,do you know how many shades of cream there are, brand name to be decided and then the weighty matter od whether to go for matt, silk, textured, waterproof, boy proof, (with extra added teflon) Oh the fun. noooo:

Fortunately the PaintPod range is quite limited Miss C...  whistle:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2009, 12:23:44 PM »


Can you imagine how long it is going to take to choose the paint?

Colour charts to ponder over,do you know how many shades of cream there are, brand name to be decided and then the weighty matter of whether to go for matt, silk, textured, waterproof, boy proof, (with extra added teflon) Oh the fun. noooo:

Fortunately the PaintPod range is quite limited Miss C...  whistle:


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Magnolia. Gallons of the stuff. Well, that's what I told her to do.

That will; be cream then, do you have any idea how many shades of cream there are?

Buttermilk
Country Cream
Chantilly cream
Vanilla cream
Rancid cream
Cream Linen
Cornish cream
White with a hint of daffodil
White with a hint of cream
Baby vomit cream
Ivory cream Parsonage cream
Barley cream
Cream suede
Baileys Irish cream


And that's just a few of them. whistle:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2009, 12:25:38 PM »
We are about to have two rooms decorated in this house. That will be a colour choosing nightmare  noooo:

As for the other? MAGNOLIA!!
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2009, 12:28:38 PM »
Recycled I know but worth mentioning again!

ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.


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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2009, 02:42:15 PM »
Start time was planned for 9 a.m.

Mrs Nick informs me that we are leaving in five minutes  noooo:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2009, 02:43:10 PM »
You've got hours yet then  ;D
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2009, 02:43:48 PM »
She and Boy are going out at 5.00. There may just be time to buy some magnolia  ::)
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2009, 02:45:35 PM »
Tomorer...  whistle:
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