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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #180 on: August 22, 2009, 06:55:29 AM »
She can buy them. I refuse to go back there till Monday  evil:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #181 on: August 22, 2009, 07:04:11 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 21, 2009, 08:56:28 PM
Some acid will sort the doors for you!  happy088

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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #182 on: August 22, 2009, 07:31:11 AM »
Explain to Mrs Nick the principle of the 6Ps

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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #183 on: August 22, 2009, 09:09:04 AM »
She does everything in the wrong order  Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #184 on: August 22, 2009, 09:17:11 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 22, 2009, 06:49:41 AM
Mrs Nick announces we have to buy new curtains for the whole fooking house today  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

Spray paint some nice cream with a hint of almond barley linen taupe paint on the windows job done.  If that nice Mr Whistler can managed it so can you... whistle:... Pun intended. eveilgrin:

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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #185 on: August 23, 2009, 10:31:52 AM »
This is not going well  evil:

Because of faffing on Mrs Nick's part the building and decorating work at our liveing in house has got out of sequence. A man is coming tomorrow to paint the Boy's room. It will take him three days.

I enquired where Boy would sleep.

Mrs Nick:  rubschin: On the floor in our room

Me: It's full of furniture

Her: In the spare room

Me:That too is full of furniture

Um

On the sofa in the dining room seems to be the solution.

He is not happy  evil:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #186 on: August 23, 2009, 10:35:08 AM »
This is not so much a decorating disasters thread as a saga  noooo:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #187 on: August 23, 2009, 10:35:59 AM »
Estimated completion date for this part of the work has moved to about September 15th  Banghead Banghead
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #188 on: August 23, 2009, 10:36:26 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 23, 2009, 10:35:08 AM
This is not so much a decorating disasters thread as a saga  noooo:

The PaintPod Saga - the BBC would buy that....  whistle:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #189 on: August 23, 2009, 10:45:50 AM »
She's gone mad. We have just spent about ?3K on House 2 (all cosmetic) and I dread to think on the works here.

SHe has just turned up with some estate agents bumf and is proposing MOVING HOUSE!!  Banghead Banghead Banghead

She does this about twice a year  noooo:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #190 on: August 23, 2009, 10:49:23 AM »
If she wants to move house then let her. If you don't want to move house even better. Could be a win win situation  whistle:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #191 on: August 23, 2009, 10:52:35 AM »
It's a hobby of hers. Wherever we go she gazes into estate agents' windows  noooo:

NO MORE UPHEAVALS!!  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #192 on: August 23, 2009, 10:54:51 AM »
Just think of the peace after she has moved out though  cloud9:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #193 on: August 23, 2009, 05:06:10 PM »
Start packing  whistle:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #194 on: August 23, 2009, 05:11:05 PM »
Careful Miss D, you could find you have a new neighbour.  whistle:
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