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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2009, 02:46:56 PM »
I am about to be called. Wait for it.......

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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2009, 02:49:05 PM »
I have some Almond White left over...
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2009, 02:50:48 PM »
That will brillaint white with dandruff flakes in it  whistle:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #18 on: August 17, 2009, 02:51:12 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 17, 2009, 02:46:56 PM
I am about to be called. Wait for it.......

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Why on earth is she calling you Now?



I have some Almond White left over...


That will be cream then?
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #19 on: August 17, 2009, 02:52:12 PM »
No, it is Almond Bloody White!  cussing:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #20 on: August 17, 2009, 04:12:23 PM »
Well that was a waste of time. Who sells these Pod gizmos anyhoo?

We get back. Mrs Nick meeting a friend in Scallypool at 5.30.

'Oooops I must get her a birthday present.'

I suggest raiding the stock of crone made Andean aprons and hats, but she scoffs at this  whacky115

Anyhoo, off they go again in a squeal of tyres and still no PaintPod  noooo:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #21 on: August 17, 2009, 04:31:00 PM »





I give you Dulux almond white and










Dulux crazy cream.






I am now going to see if there is somewhere local that I can get a life from. redface:

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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #22 on: August 17, 2009, 04:32:06 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 17, 2009, 04:12:23 PM
Well that was a waste of time. Who sells these Pod gizmos anyhoo?

We get back. Mrs Nick meeting a friend in Scallypool at 5.30.

'Oooops I must get her a birthday present.'

I suggest raiding the stock of crone made Andean aprons and hats, but she scoffs at this  whacky115

Anyhoo, off they go again in a squeal of tyres and still no PaintPod  noooo:



But this is a good thing surely it means no painting until the end of the week at the earliest.
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #23 on: August 17, 2009, 04:43:26 PM »
It has to be finished by Wednesday  evil:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #24 on: August 17, 2009, 04:43:55 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 17, 2009, 04:31:00 PM





I give you Dulux almond white and










Dulux crazy cream.






I am now going to see if there is somewhere local that I can get a life from. redface:



Ah yes, Crazy Cream. We need that apparently
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #25 on: August 17, 2009, 04:48:38 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 17, 2009, 04:43:26 PM
It has to be finished by Wednesday  evil:


Why? Popcorn:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #26 on: August 17, 2009, 04:53:23 PM »
Because it is being completely recarpetted on Thursday
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #27 on: August 17, 2009, 05:02:17 PM »
How many coats of paint are you planning on  scared2:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #28 on: August 17, 2009, 05:02:54 PM »
Mrs Nick is in charge of this project and she has not a clue  angel1
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #29 on: August 17, 2009, 05:20:25 PM »
I have resolved over the past few years that there is only one way with redecorations:

#1. Find a reliable and trustworthy decorator.
#2. Fix a price and time.
#3. Leave home (holiday or working away)
#4. Return to a completed job  cloud9:
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