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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #45 on: August 17, 2009, 06:59:49 PM »
Are you not administering soothing balms and suchlike?  whistle:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #46 on: August 17, 2009, 07:02:39 PM »
More than my life is worth  scared2:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #47 on: August 17, 2009, 07:06:31 PM »
Do they do a bum balm  rubschin:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #48 on: August 17, 2009, 07:09:40 PM »
I am sure there is some amongst the ten million pots of shite in her bathroom, but I am not looking for it.

Something homeoepathic praps. Like water  ;)
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #49 on: August 17, 2009, 07:37:33 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 17, 2009, 06:22:23 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 17, 2009, 04:31:00 PM





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I am now going to see if there is somewhere local that I can get a life from. redface:



Ahem ~ "From where I can get a life" surely

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I read that as "somewhere local that I can get a life form"

Naturally I assumed she was on the pull for some super-endowed alien being.
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #50 on: August 17, 2009, 07:38:05 PM »
She is  razz:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #51 on: August 17, 2009, 07:46:00 PM »
Do aliens come in super-endowed size? eeek:

Oh and Snoops you are of course quite correct.
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #52 on: August 17, 2009, 07:48:37 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 17, 2009, 07:46:00 PM
Do aliens come in super-endowed size? eeek:

That's what the Macro function is for Miss C  ;)

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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #53 on: August 17, 2009, 07:54:15 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 17, 2009, 07:46:00 PM
Do aliens come in super-endowed size? eeek:

Apparently so.

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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #54 on: August 17, 2009, 07:55:47 PM »
Consider the tone lowered  noooo:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #55 on: August 17, 2009, 07:57:06 PM »
I'm impressed  8)

Hiding 'that' in that costume all along  eeek:

No wonder he was always talking about the Captain's log  whistle:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #56 on: August 17, 2009, 07:57:36 PM »
 noooo:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #57 on: August 17, 2009, 07:59:31 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 17, 2009, 07:57:06 PM
I'm impressed  8)

Hiding 'that' in that costume all along  eeek:

No wonder he was always talking about the Captain's log  whistle:


lol: lol:

He certainly seems to have his beam up. 8)

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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #58 on: August 17, 2009, 08:00:19 PM »
good grief  noooo:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #59 on: August 17, 2009, 08:11:50 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 17, 2009, 07:59:31 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 17, 2009, 07:57:06 PM
I'm impressed  8)

Hiding 'that' in that costume all along  eeek:

No wonder he was always talking about the Captain's log  whistle:


lol: lol:

He certainly seems to have his beam up. 8)



Poor Scotty  eeek:
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