« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 4 5 [6] 7 8 ... 19   Go Down

Author Topic: Nick's paintpod disasters thread  (Read 12160 times)

0 Members and 6 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 153434
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #75 on: August 18, 2009, 11:15:57 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 18, 2009, 11:10:02 AM
Or turps, are they the same thing?


Nick smokes, what could possibly go wrong? whistle:
Turps, white spirit, paraffin, petrol... whatever comes to hand...  whistle:
Logged
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Offline Pastis

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 14474
  • Reputation: 0
  • a continuing precarious position
Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #76 on: August 18, 2009, 01:09:30 PM »
I fear something may have gone horribly wrong  rubschin:

Summat about the house being flooded via text. Not sure whether that's water, paint, turps or wot  Shrugs:
Logged
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"

Offline Miss Demeanour

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36015
  • Reputation: 2
Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #77 on: August 18, 2009, 01:12:27 PM »
As long as it's not blood  scared2:
Logged
Skubber

Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 16072
  • Reputation: 0
  • I have a keen sense of stupidity!
Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #78 on: August 18, 2009, 01:13:06 PM »
Has he sent out an S.O.S?  We should rally round. Where is GOS he could organise a band, we could get that nice MR Brown to pay a visit and mumble his condolences, that should cheer them all up.  I will organise some food parcels and start knitting some socks.  Has anyone got a spare tent and some cooking equipment.


I do so like a good disaster. eveilgrin:
Logged
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
J Basil Boothroyd

Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 16072
  • Reputation: 0
  • I have a keen sense of stupidity!
Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #79 on: August 18, 2009, 01:14:23 PM »
 doh:  Bandages, of course I forgot the bandages and the rubber gloves, can you assist Miss D?
Logged
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
J Basil Boothroyd

Offline Miss Demeanour

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36015
  • Reputation: 2
Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #80 on: August 18, 2009, 01:15:48 PM »
Latex or non latex Miss C - are we aware of any allergies  eyes:
Logged
Skubber

Offline Snoopy

  • Administrator
  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 54191
  • Reputation: 0
  • In the Prime of Senility
Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #81 on: August 18, 2009, 01:17:13 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on August 18, 2009, 01:09:30 PM
I fear something may have gone horribly wrong  rubschin:

Summat about the house being flooded via text. Not sure whether that's water, paint, turps or wot  Shrugs:

Are you sure he didn't say "Flooded with Texts"?


No ~ the silly arse has probably drilled through a water pipe. ::)
Logged
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

Offline Pastis

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 14474
  • Reputation: 0
  • a continuing precarious position
Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #82 on: August 18, 2009, 01:21:42 PM »
Wasn't it The Boy who was given the task of hosing something?
Logged
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"

Offline Snoopy

  • Administrator
  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 54191
  • Reputation: 0
  • In the Prime of Senility
Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #83 on: August 18, 2009, 01:27:00 PM »
Oh shit! You're right.





But the garden is miles from the house (well twenty five yards at least) the construction is odd but one has to go into the lane and walk up it to re-enter the garden. Other property lies between them. The constituent parts are well apart I promise ~ unless Nick connected the hose to the kitchen tap, which I suppose given his track record is probable. Personally I'd have used an outside tap or forgotten the hosing bit of the task.
Logged
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 16072
  • Reputation: 0
  • I have a keen sense of stupidity!
Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #84 on: August 18, 2009, 01:33:39 PM »
This is an aerial photograph of the lane adjacent to Nick's property....




Logged
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
J Basil Boothroyd

Offline Grumpmeister

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36141
  • Reputation: -24
  • Prankmeister General
Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #85 on: August 18, 2009, 02:36:52 PM »
Let me guess, Nick followed BM's paintpod instructions so the moment he switched it on it exploded flooding Nick Towers with magnolia.

On the bright side, other than a Nick shaped void on one wall, the room is now painted.
 


 
Logged
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

Offline Pastis

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 14474
  • Reputation: 0
  • a continuing precarious position
Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #86 on: August 18, 2009, 05:01:59 PM »
Nick Hazard - Interstellar Agent - has sent a communiqu?  eeek:

"crackle crackle....flooding under control...crackle..skkvo[vwv[o...shed painted..miopjivwd... podding next...mvw["

message ends  eeek:
Logged
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"

Offline Snoopy

  • Administrator
  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 54191
  • Reputation: 0
  • In the Prime of Senility
Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #87 on: August 18, 2009, 05:04:06 PM »
The tide is out here so his flood should have receded. May come back in 12 hours though  whistle:
Logged
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 16072
  • Reputation: 0
  • I have a keen sense of stupidity!
Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #88 on: August 18, 2009, 05:41:41 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on August 18, 2009, 05:01:59 PM
Nick Hazard - Interstellar Agent - has sent a communiqu?  eeek:

"crackle crackle....flooding under control...crackle..skkvo[vwv[o...shed painted..miopjivwd... podding next...mvw["

message ends  eeek:

Wasn't there a horror film made about just such an event in the 70s?
Logged
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
J Basil Boothroyd

Offline Grumpmeister

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36141
  • Reputation: -24
  • Prankmeister General
Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #89 on: August 18, 2009, 06:13:55 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 18, 2009, 05:41:41 PM
Wasn't there a horror film made about just such an event in the 70s?

Plan 9 From Outer Space whistle:
Logged
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.
Pages: 1 ... 4 5 [6] 7 8 ... 19   Go Up
« previous next »