Nick's paintpod disasters thread

[Nick]

Oh shit! You're right.





But the garden is miles from the house (well twenty five yards at least) the construction is odd but one has to go into the lane and walk up it to re-enter the garden. Other property lies between them. The constituent parts are well apart I promise ~ unless Nick connected the hose to the kitchen tap, which I suppose given his track record is probable. Personally I'd have used an outside tap or forgotten the hosing bit of the task.

This is the other house you numpty with a garden in teh usual place!!

I had turned off the water last week/ The Boy, well trained, went to the bog and tried to wash his hands. He turned on all the bathroom taps without success and then abandoned the plan. Taps left on. 

I turned the water back on and carried on hacking at the lawn which has not been mown for 2 fooking years 

Mrs Nick screams. Niagara Falls on the stairs 

At least it didn't come through the ceilings. Pictures follow.

[Nick]

Shed: before





Shed: after




 

Yes, and I know I missed a bit   

I am, of course, covered in green paint  

Paint Pod is challenging but today I shall master, nay dominate, it  

Oh, and thanks to Pastis for pointing out that Mrs Nick, bizzy washing walls, is still glowing a bit in her nether regions  

[Barman]

Paint Pod is challenging but today I shall master, nay dominate, it  

 

[Nick]

The instructions don't mention those coggy things, do they? 

[Barman]

The instructions don't mention those coggy things, do they? 

No.... 

[Nick]

And why didn't YOU tell me? 

[Barman]

And why didn't YOU tell me? 

Am I your mother or something? 

[Miss Demeanour]

No you're not BM but as the resident expert  then you have a 'duty' to other members 

[Nick]

You claim to be an experienced Podmeister, you bastard. You could at least warn Podvirgins about the fooking cogs and stuff  

[Nick]

No you're not BM but as the resident expert  then you have a 'duty' to other members 

Great minds 

[Barman]

You claim to be an experienced Podmeister, you bastard. You could at least warn Podvirgins about the fooking cogs and stuff  

 

What do you need to know about the cogs then...? 

Podmeister... I like that... 

[Nick]

I have conquered the cogs now. Too late!! 

[Barman]

I have conquered the cogs now. Too late!! 

Did you put the little drip-catcher in like...?

[Miss Demeanour]

Nick the cog conqueror ....now that is a tongue twister  

[Nick]

I have conquered the cogs now. Too late!! 

Did you put the little drip-catcher in like...?

eh?