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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #135 on: August 20, 2009, 09:17:01 AM »
Time for the headphones to go in ......the blinkers to go on ...and retreat into your inner sanctuary  cloud9:

That's full of shite and stuff too  noooo:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #136 on: August 20, 2009, 08:10:35 PM »
I feel like death and we have to be there at 7.30 a.m.!  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

So you paint. You put newspaper on the floor to cover it. Paint falls. You tread in it. Your feet stick to the newspaper. Next thing: you waddle about with fooking newspaper stuck to your feet. You pull it off. It sticks to your hands. I am made of papier mache  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: Also: masking tape!!! cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

And as for the WASH thing on the fooking POD  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #137 on: August 20, 2009, 08:46:19 PM »
 eeek:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #138 on: August 21, 2009, 03:40:39 AM »
I feel like death and we have to be there at 7.30 a.m.!  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

So you paint. You put newspaper on the floor to cover it. Paint falls. You tread in it. Your feet stick to the newspaper. Next thing: you waddle about with fooking newspaper stuck to your feet. You pull it off. It sticks to your hands. I am made of papier mache  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: Also: masking tape!!! cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

And as for the WASH thing on the fooking POD  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #139 on: August 21, 2009, 07:24:20 AM »
Firstly you should never undertake to decorate unless you know what you are doing.
Secondly no one in their right mind ever uses newspaper on the floor ~ buy proper dust sheets you cheapskate
Thirdly who paddles in spilt paint? That is asking for trouble. You spill any then you clean it up immediately.
Fourthly PaintPods and other such devices may come and go but look at what a professional would use ~ not a paint pod, nor a paint pad but a brush or at most a roller (depending on job and finish required)

And lastly follow Snoopy's maxim ~ If you don't know what you are doing ~ get a man in, it will save you effort, time and money in the end.  whistle:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #140 on: August 21, 2009, 07:36:45 AM »
I've used dust sheets before and have still managed to paddle in paint  redface:

I would agree that it would be better to get a man in ...but sometimes the purse strings dictate  cry:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #141 on: August 21, 2009, 07:38:36 AM »
But then again how hard is it to paint a couple of rooms?

I just finished painting my daughter's bedroom, no mess, no fuss, no problem.

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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #142 on: August 21, 2009, 07:47:04 AM »
But then again how hard is it to paint a couple of rooms?

I just finished painting my daughter's bedroom, no mess, no fuss, no problem.


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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #143 on: August 21, 2009, 07:48:28 AM »
What are your daily rates  rubschin:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #144 on: August 21, 2009, 07:49:58 AM »
Same as most men ~ plenty of cups of tea, to be left alone to do the job without "advice" and a shag when I've finished.
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #145 on: August 21, 2009, 07:51:23 AM »
Ditto.  ;D

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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #146 on: August 21, 2009, 07:52:05 AM »
 lol: lol: lol:

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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #147 on: August 21, 2009, 08:01:39 AM »
Nope
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #148 on: August 21, 2009, 08:07:27 AM »
Ditto

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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #149 on: August 21, 2009, 08:22:08 AM »
 lol: lol: Should I start the VP all new and exciting 'threesome' thread now or later?
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