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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #165 on: August 21, 2009, 01:49:26 PM »
I asked her once what she thought when the clerk called out "all rise".
Apparently after that, she got a fit of the giggles on her next session - she forbad me from attending when she was sitting - said I was a bad influence.  cry:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #166 on: August 21, 2009, 05:41:34 PM »
Wll all the new carpets are in.


And none of the internal doors close  evil:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #167 on: August 21, 2009, 05:42:05 PM »
Evenin' Nick  ;D


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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #168 on: August 21, 2009, 05:42:56 PM »
Just shave a quarter of an inch of every door he said  noooo:

How?  Shrugs:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #169 on: August 21, 2009, 05:44:46 PM »
Get a carpenter in ~ if you'd got a carpet fitter (usually free when you buy carpets from a reputable shop but charged for when you buy cheap carpets) he would have done it for you. 


Unless you feel capable of taking down all the doors, planing off the bottoms to the required height and replacing them all.
Usual charge is about £25 a door ~ should have got that carpet fitter in.whistle:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #170 on: August 21, 2009, 06:04:44 PM »
We did get a carpet fitter in. He said he wasn't a carpenter  noooo:

Nor am I  confused:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #171 on: August 21, 2009, 06:06:55 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 21, 2009, 05:42:56 PM
Just shave a quarter of an inch of every door he said  noooo:

How?  Shrugs:



Shaving foam and a razor should do the trick.....












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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #172 on: August 21, 2009, 06:08:13 PM »
Re: the doors...

Ah well, they'll wear down in time.... prolly 2109  ;)
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #173 on: August 21, 2009, 06:25:09 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 21, 2009, 06:04:44 PM
We did get a carpet fitter in. He said he wasn't a carpenter  noooo:

Nor am I  confused:

If he was any good he would have seen that you had purchased carpet that was too thick before he put it down.

Looks like a carpenter then. How many doors? A dozen should set you back about £300 for a day's work.

Do not let Mrs Nick tell you it is easy because it ain't and you will not be able to do it. The equipment alone will cost more that £300.
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #174 on: August 21, 2009, 07:41:08 PM »
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #175 on: August 21, 2009, 08:56:28 PM »
Some acid will sort the doors for you!  happy088
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #176 on: August 21, 2009, 09:16:26 PM »
Can't you sleep?
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #177 on: August 22, 2009, 04:21:57 AM »
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #178 on: August 22, 2009, 06:49:41 AM »
Mrs Nick announces we have to buy new curtains for the whole fooking house today  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #179 on: August 22, 2009, 06:54:45 AM »
Tomorer then...?  whistle:
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