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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #210 on: August 23, 2009, 07:01:30 PM »
It is going to be a trial  noooo:
I got an electric shock today... changing a light bulb like...  noooo:

Those mini maglites are fiddly aren't they  noooo:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #211 on: August 23, 2009, 07:01:56 PM »
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #212 on: August 23, 2009, 07:02:10 PM »
It is going to be a trial  noooo:
I got an electric shock today... changing a light bulb like...  noooo:

Those mini maglites are fiddly aren't they  noooo:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #213 on: August 23, 2009, 07:05:39 PM »
point: point: point: point:
It was a bizarre sequence of events...  rubschin:
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I was replacing a couple of blown bulbs on the patio with low energy ones like...

First one was fine... Half our house is bayonet bulbs and half Edison screw. These were screw-ins...

Switched on the power to make sure it was working and attacked the second light...

Tried to unscrew it and the entire glass globe broke off in my hand...

So, I removed the globe and placed it carefully in the bin so as not to cause harm like...

Then I grasped the remaining bit of the bulb and tried to unscrew it  eeek:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #214 on: August 23, 2009, 07:07:30 PM »
Had you just got out of the pool as well  noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #215 on: August 23, 2009, 07:09:10 PM »
point: point: point: point:
It was a bizarre sequence of events...  rubschin:
Popcorn:

I was replacing a couple of blown bulbs on the patio with low energy ones like...

First one was fine... Half our house is bayonet bulbs and half Edison screw. These were screw-ins...

Switched on the power to make sure it was working and attacked the second light...

Tried to unscrew it and the entire glass globe broke off in my hand...

So, I removed the globe and placed it carefully in the bin so as not to cause harm like...

Then I grasped the remaining bit of the bulb and tried to unscrew it  eeek:

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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #216 on: August 23, 2009, 07:09:29 PM »
Had you just got out of the pool as well  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Luckily not...  noooo:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #217 on: August 23, 2009, 07:10:49 PM »
point: point: point: point:
It was a bizarre sequence of events...  rubschin:
Popcorn:

I was replacing a couple of blown bulbs on the patio with low energy ones like...

First one was fine... Half our house is bayonet bulbs and half Edison screw. These were screw-ins...

Switched on the power to make sure it was working and attacked the second light...

Tried to unscrew it and the entire glass globe broke off in my hand...

So, I removed the globe and placed it carefully in the bin so as not to cause harm like...

Then I grasped the remaining bit of the bulb and tried to unscrew it  eeek:

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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #218 on: August 23, 2009, 07:12:48 PM »
Where have all the real men gone....the ones that have skills...will save the day.....come to your rescue......can fix washing machines and stuff  noooo:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #219 on: August 23, 2009, 07:14:14 PM »
Where have all the real men gone....the ones that have skills...will save the day.....come to your rescue......can fix washing machines and stuff  noooo:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #220 on: August 23, 2009, 07:15:42 PM »
oh sorry just to clarify further - the ones that can change a lightbulb without fuss or injury  noooo:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #221 on: August 23, 2009, 07:17:29 PM »
Where have all the real men gone....the ones that have skills...will save the day.....come to your rescue......can fix washing machines and stuff  noooo:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #222 on: August 23, 2009, 07:23:20 PM »
I think not...  noooo:
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #223 on: August 23, 2009, 07:24:29 PM »
I can hang curtains  angel1

I had a lot of practice earlier  evil:

I hate all those fiddley curtain hooks though  noooo:
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Re: Nick's paintpod disasters thread
« Reply #224 on: August 23, 2009, 07:27:51 PM »
And so you did what instead, just looped them over the curtain poles?
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