Nick's paintpod disasters thread

[Nick]

I did bodge it a bit but I hid the evidence 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Where have you hidden it?

[Barman]

oh sorry just to clarify further - the ones that can change a lightbulb without fuss or injury 

[Barman]

And so you did what instead, just looped them over the curtain poles?

Nails! 

[Nick]

Where have you hidden it?

Pockets 

[Nick]

Right. Painter has started here (up since 6 moving fooking furniture 

Now Mrs Nick tells me that House 2 needs an Energy Performance Certificate which is some sort of new labour lentil hugging piece of shite costing ?50 for no good reason 

[Miss Demeanour]

Well if you are going to rent it out it's a legal requirement and a copy should be given to the tenants.  

If any excess cold hazards are identified some interfering people from the Council could just come around and make life even more difficult for you as well.  

By the way ?50 sounds way to cheap  - but that is based on London prices. However it will last you 10 years so it's positively a bargain   

[Nick]

some interfering people from the Council could just come around and make life even more difficult for you as well

Precisely, interfering bastards 

[Snoopy]

Then sell the property and see if the interest on the capital raised would come anywhere near the return on the rental.

[Miss Demeanour]

some interfering people from the Council could just come around and make life even more difficult for you as well

Precisely, interfering bastards 

That may be your opinion but I obviously couldn't possibly comment 

[Barman]

Then sell the property and see if the interest on the capital raised would come anywhere near the return on the rental.

He'd have to get a HIP then... 

[Snoopy]

Then sell the property and see if the interest on the capital raised would come anywhere near the return on the rental.

He'd have to get a HIP then... 

Yup! Still these Landlords Never happy unless they are complaining.

[Miss Demeanour]

Tell me about it 

[Nick]

And Friday is House 3 day

[Snoopy]

I mean, it's not like anyone forced them into the position is it? Free choice, they could have sold up and just had one property like normal people. 'Course they've sort of missed the boat now and would not get what they would consider "full value" for their second/third properties. We could do with a proper socialist revolution like.