The all new Miss D's return trip to Cyprus disasters thread

[Darwins Selection]

So, how ugly?

Yes, on a scale from Ken Dodd to Jabba the Hutt, where would you place him?

The Pancake Pleasurer I mean, not BM.

[Miss Demeanour]

I haven't seen the pancake tosser yet.....hope to at some point today or tomorrow. Will then provide a comprehensive Miss D ugly rating with full explanation as to the reasons why 

[Nick]

A picture would do 

[Darwins Selection]

A picture would do 

A rating and a picture.

I may consider offering my services to the WI.

[Landlady]

A picture would do 

I think, to be fair to other pub attendees, a picture of Pancake Man and the lovely Miss D is in order .... BM you have a mission !!!!

[Darwins Selection]

A picture would do 

I think, to be fair to other pub attendees, a picture of Pancake Man and the lovely Miss D is in order .... BM you have a mission !!!!

A woman scorned . . . . .


 

[Miss Demeanour]

A picture would do 

I think, to be fair to other pub attendees, a picture of Pancake Man and the lovely Miss D is in order .... BM you have a mission !!!!

I think they'll only want a picture of pancake man LL - why ruin a good shot 

[Nick]

She has a point. BM would have to stand a long way back to get them both in the frame

[barmisspah?]

 

[Nick]

Are you watching Dr Who?

[Miss Demeanour]

She has a point. BM would have to stand a long way back to get them both in the frame

Don't worry - I'm on a starvation diet here. BM went out to play on his motorbike when his friend asked if he was coming out today  . Miss D whilst relaxing by the pool did not want to be presumptious and go rummaging through the fridge etc when lunchtime came and went.

BM returned after his bike ride .....said he had a great time etc. Sat down by pool and fell asleep 

A hour or so later Miss D politely enquires if BM is not hungry yet as both have only had 1 slice of toast so far today.

Shame on the man - he and his friend had stopped off for lunch and filled their boots 

I went and made myself another slice of toast.

[Nick]

Eat goat, you know it makes sense

[Darwins Selection]

. . . he and his friend had stopped off for lunch and filled their boots

Another odd Cypriot custom?

[Miss Demeanour]

So quiz night last night 

Have you ever met a more competitive bunch of people in your life  . This is the stuff reputations are made and ruined on.

So we get to the place and BM's friends have decided they are going to have girl and boy teams tonight  . There are prolly about 8 or 10 teams in total. and 8 rounds 

The heckling begins and the name calling 

Standard stuff until one of the feckin rounds was based on , and I kid you not , the telecommunications industry 

Do you think the quiz master used to work for them by any chance 

Anyway BM's team cheated and copied one of our answers so even tho our teams were both declared joint second , the ladies team have the moral victory 

feckin telecommunications industry 

[Barman]

We didn't copy your answer... 

You were all sooo excited and shouting "Rose" at each other it was almost impossible not to read it on your lips!