Sooo you weren't being a good host and giving Miss D your undivided attention....tut tut 
I was not 'allowed' to win any races.
The 1st won we went on ,he said as we were climbing the stairs, "remember we are a long way from home , I have the car keys and I like to win " Or words to that effect
What's a girl to do
He had plenty to keep him occupied during the day and will no doubt be writing a thesis on Bikini's and their functional vs aesthetic qualities
He convinced me to go on some really dark, enclosed slide thing and said it's not that bad
- then proceeded to pee himself laughing as Miss D screamed the whole way down
He bought me an ice cream to compensate for my distress
By way of an update have now also seen ugliest pancake tosser in town. Would get a 7 out of 10 on the ugly stick barometer and will try and take a picture to canvass your views.
Today is some more sight seeing , lunch in the harbour area, a swim in the sea this afternoon and then home to get changed and out on the lash tonight
