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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The all new Miss D's return trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #150 on: September 18, 2009, 07:23:01 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 18, 2009, 07:20:59 AM
Did she get wedged?


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No - Lane 6 was specially adapted  lol:
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Re: The all new Miss D's return trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #151 on: September 18, 2009, 07:44:33 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 18, 2009, 06:10:54 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on September 17, 2009, 04:38:47 PM
Sooo you weren't being a good host and giving Miss D your undivided attention....tut tut noooo:

 noooo:

I was not 'allowed' to win any races.

The 1st won we went on ,he said as we were climbing the stairs, "remember we are a long way from home , I have the car keys and I like to win "  Or words to that effect  lol:

What's a girl to do  noooo:

He had plenty to keep him occupied during the day and will no doubt be writing a thesis on Bikini's and their functional vs aesthetic qualities  whistle:

He convinced me to go on some really dark, enclosed slide thing and said it's not that bad  eeek: - then proceeded to pee himself laughing as Miss D screamed the whole way down  sad24:

He bought me an ice cream to compensate for my distress  eveilgrin:

By way of an update have now also seen ugliest pancake tosser in town. Would get a 7 out of 10 on the ugly stick barometer and will try and take a picture to canvass your views.

Today is some more sight seeing , lunch in the harbour area, a swim in the sea this afternoon and then home to get changed and out on the lash tonight  cloud9:  cloud9:  cloud9:





Miss D are you quite sure he said lash and not leash, I would check very carefully if I were you. noooo:
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Re: The all new Miss D's return trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #152 on: September 18, 2009, 07:49:40 AM »


I dislocated my shoulder on this one...  sad24:
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Re: The all new Miss D's return trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #153 on: September 18, 2009, 07:53:22 AM »
He was showing off  ::)

Miss C - I have just checked and it is definitely lash ....we have drinking buddies in attendance as well so no fear in case he is dyslexic like  whistle:
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Re: The all new Miss D's return trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #154 on: September 18, 2009, 07:55:22 AM »
I couldn't swing a lash with my poorly shoulder...  noooo:
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Re: The all new Miss D's return trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #155 on: September 18, 2009, 07:58:27 AM »
You had better just stay at home then.
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Re: The all new Miss D's return trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #156 on: September 18, 2009, 07:59:00 AM »
It's a slight twinge    ::)

Was soon forgotten about when his next door neighbour fired up his motorbike this morning and BM's bottom lip starts quivering as he wants to go and play  noooo:
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Re: The all new Miss D's return trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #157 on: September 18, 2009, 07:59:28 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 18, 2009, 07:53:22 AM
He was showing off  ::)

Miss C - I have just checked and it is definitely lash ....we have drinking buddies in attendance as well so no fear in case he is dyslexic like  whistle:

Excellent news Miss D I will be able to rest easy in my bed tonight now. razz:
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Re: The all new Miss D's return trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #158 on: September 18, 2009, 09:23:46 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on September 18, 2009, 07:59:28 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 18, 2009, 07:53:22 AM
He was showing off  ::)

Miss C - I have just checked and it is definitely lash ....we have drinking buddies in attendance as well so no fear in case he is dyslexic like  whistle:

Excellent news Miss D I will be able to rest easy in my bed tonight now.

Not all good then?
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Re: The all new Miss D's return trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #159 on: September 18, 2009, 02:32:49 PM »
 noooo: but then it never is.
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Re: The all new Miss D's return trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #160 on: September 19, 2009, 08:53:52 AM »
Barman will be with you shortly....he is just trying to stop the ringing in his head, get the sand out of his mouth and stop the dizzyness.

Think he may have had one or two too many last night.  whistle: I on the other hand feel fine  cloud9:

His friends may also be in a similar way this morning...they  were saying nice things about him last night. They must have been trollied  noooo:

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Re: The all new Miss D's return trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #161 on: September 19, 2009, 09:08:19 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 19, 2009, 08:53:52 AM
Barman will be with you shortly....he is just trying to stop the ringing in his head, get the sand out of his mouth and stop the dizzyness.

Think he may have had one or two too many last night.  whistle: I on the other hand feel fine  cloud9:

His friends may also be in a similar way this morning...they  were saying nice things about him last night. They must have been trollied  noooo:



Are you sure they were his "friends"? I'd be more impressed if he introduced you to his enemies. whistle:
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Re: The all new Miss D's return trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #162 on: September 19, 2009, 09:16:04 AM »
They might not be over friendly this morning. He has just rung them to ask how they are and they are still in bed , claiming they are at death's door and asking when I am going home  cry:
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Re: The all new Miss D's return trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #163 on: September 19, 2009, 09:40:40 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 19, 2009, 09:16:04 AM
They might not be over friendly this morning. He has just rung them to ask how they are and they are still in bed , claiming they are at death's door and asking when I am going home  cry:

They're prolly organising a send-off party  whistle:
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Re: The all new Miss D's return trip to Cyprus disasters thread
« Reply #164 on: September 19, 2009, 09:43:06 AM »
Oh my head...  noooo:
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