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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Twitter/Tweets
« Reply #90 on: August 18, 2009, 11:14:35 AM »
This thread is getting very mixed up. Anyhoo, we should write to radio 4 and ban rollmops


But, but but I like rollmops. angry041:


My incident involved a orifice and a kidney bean. redface:

Inbound or outbound?

Outbound. noooo:

Nasty.  eeek:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Twitter/Tweets
« Reply #91 on: August 18, 2009, 11:54:02 AM »
Indeed it was, but it involved my nose so I suppose it could have been worse. redface:
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Re: Twitter/Tweets
« Reply #92 on: August 18, 2009, 12:05:49 PM »
Much worse  eeek:
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Re: Twitter/Tweets
« Reply #93 on: August 18, 2009, 12:09:57 PM »
but more interesting  rubschin:

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Re: Twitter/Tweets
« Reply #94 on: August 18, 2009, 12:11:27 PM »
And harder to explain
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Re: Twitter/Tweets
« Reply #95 on: August 18, 2009, 12:57:50 PM »
to the A&E department.

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Re: Twitter/Tweets
« Reply #96 on: August 18, 2009, 01:19:28 PM »
Indeed, luckily there was no trip to A and E and a pair of tweezers sorted the problem.



Just as a warning, never, ever laugh out loud when you have a mouth full of chili. The aftermath  is not becoming. redface:
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Re: Twitter/Tweets
« Reply #97 on: August 18, 2009, 03:02:22 PM »
Indeed, luckily there was no trip to A and E and a pair of tweezers sorted the problem.



Just as a warning, never, ever laugh out loud when you have a mouth full of chili. The aftermath  is not becoming. redface:
You broke it!  point:








Hold on tho... wrong thread...  redface:
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Re: Twitter/Tweets
« Reply #98 on: August 18, 2009, 03:25:52 PM »
Indeed, luckily there was no trip to A and E and a pair of tweezers sorted the problem.



Just as a warning, never, ever laugh out loud when you have a mouth full of chili. The aftermath  is not becoming. redface:
You broke it!  point:








Hold on tho... wrong thread...  redface:

You been sniffing LL's hairspray again?
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Re: Twitter/Tweets
« Reply #99 on: August 18, 2009, 03:27:25 PM »
Prolly suffering from goatstroke. eeek:
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Re: Twitter/Tweets
« Reply #100 on: August 18, 2009, 04:49:29 PM »
Prolly suffering from goatstroke. eeek:
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I most certainly am not!
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Re: Twitter/Tweets
« Reply #101 on: August 18, 2009, 04:53:31 PM »
 rubschin: No denial on the sniffing hairspray I notice
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Re: Twitter/Tweets
« Reply #102 on: August 18, 2009, 06:01:47 PM »
Well, he wouldn't would he, I do believe there is photographic evidence in Miss Ds holiday snaps. noooo:
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Re: Twitter/Tweets
« Reply #103 on: August 18, 2009, 06:05:05 PM »
He said it was because it was windy by the cliffs  rubschin:
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Re: Twitter/Tweets
« Reply #104 on: August 18, 2009, 06:23:18 PM »
rubschin: No denial on the sniffing hairspray I notice

He's been listening to Stavros down the market again. BM sniffing LL's hair spray wont make yours grow back whistle:
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