Twitter/Tweets

[Nick]

I fear people formed a queue to do so 

[Pastis]

The tweeting grandad's becoming quite popular 

The wisdom of age ? twittering grandfather's best tweets:

"Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for s---. Just sat there. Big let down."

"Why would i want to check a voicemail on my cell phone? People want to talk to me, call again. If i want to talk to you, I'll answer."

"I didn't live to be 73 years old so I could eat kale. Don't fix me your breakfast and pretend you're fixing mine."

"Your mother made a batch of meatballs last night. Some are for you, some are for me, but more are for me. Remember that. More. Me."

[Bar Wench]

We don't have an ap!

You can have this one.

LL! 

You mean ONLY the legs are shaved. My misunderstanding.

that's a gibraltar ape that is!

[Snoopy]

And there was me thinking it was a member of the RAF Regiment 
















* For those who don't know the RAF Regiment are known as the Rock Apes.

[Uncle Mort]

For those who don't know the RAF Regiment are known as the Rock Apes.

That'll be most of us then.

[Snoopy]

For those who don't know the RAF Regiment are known as the Rock Apes.

That'll be most of us then.

Hence my considerate footnote.
Those who knew would see the joke. Those that didn't could at least have the benefit of improving their education.
All in all a commendable post even if I do say so myself.


Hello the quote function seems to be playing up again lets see if I can't mend it.

[Uncle Mort]

Indeed 

[Snoopy]

For those who don't know the RAF Regiment are known as the Rock Apes.

That'll be most of us then.

Hence my considerate footnote.
Those who knew would see the joke. Those that didn't could at least have the benefit of improving their education.
All in all a commendable post even if I do say so myself.


Hello the quote function seems to be playing up again lets see if I can't mend it.

Maybe that lever will do it.

[Snoopy]

For those who don't know the RAF Regiment are known as the Rock Apes.

That'll be most of us then.

Hence my considerate footnote.
Those who knew would see the joke. Those that didn't could at least have the benefit of improving their education.
All in all a commendable post even if I do say so myself.


Hello the quote function seems to be playing up again lets see if I can't mend it.

Maybe that lever will do it.

Nope Let's try this knob

[Snoopy]

For those who don't know the RAF Regiment are known as the Rock Apes.

That'll be most of us then.

Hence my considerate footnote.
Those who knew would see the joke. Those that didn't could at least have the benefit of improving their education.
All in all a commendable post even if I do say so myself.


Hello the quote function seems to be playing up again lets see if I can't mend it.

Maybe that lever will do it.

Nope Let's try this knob

[Snoopy]

Nope ~ even Nick's hastily removed attempt failed.

Methinks we must try another route.

[Snoopy]

Nope ~ even Nick's hastily removed attempt failed.

Methinks we must try another route.

Any better?

[Snoopy]

Nope ~ even Nick's hastily removed attempt failed.

Methinks we must try another route.

Any better?

Ahhh I knew a swig of ale would help.

[Snoopy]

Nope ~ even Nick's hastily removed attempt failed.

Methinks we must try another route.

Any better?

Ahhh I knew a swig of ale would help.

It's not just hitting it you know ~ it's knowing where to hit it 

[Uncle Mort]

Nope ~ even Nick's hastily removed attempt failed.

Methinks we must try another route.

Any better?

Ahhh I knew a swig of ale would help.

It's not just hitting it you know ~ it's knowing where to hit it 

testing, testing