Utter, utter, pointless research

[Miss Demeanour]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8206280.stm

Science ponders 'zombie attack'  


If zombies actually existed, an attack by them would lead to the collapse of civilisation unless dealt with quickly and aggressively.

That is the conclusion of a mathematical exercise carried out by researchers in Canada. 

The scientific paper is published in a book - Infectious Diseases Modelling Research Progress.

In books, films, video games and folklore, zombies are undead creatures, able to turn the living into other zombies with a bite.

But there is a serious side to the work 

In some respects, a zombie "plague" resembles a lethal rapidly-spreading infection.

In their study, the researchers from the University of Ottawa and Carleton University (also in Ottawa) posed a question: If there was to be a battle between zombies and the living, who would win?
 

FFS - people are dying of all sorts of so called incurable diseases and they want to concentrate on mapping the effects of a zombie plague 

[Nick]

Never underestmiate a zombie

[Miss Demeanour]

Do you feel an affiliation for the species Nick 

[Snoopy]

Utter bollix.

[Uncle Mort]

Utter bollix.

You don't agree with their findings then? 

[Snoopy]

Utter bollix.

You don't agree with their findings then? 

Pah!

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

An unbeliever eh?  Having watched four teenagers morning after morning I believe. 

[Miss Demeanour]

So what is the difference between a zombie and a vampire if both bite people to turn them into their own kind  

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Most teenagers are Zombies, most teenagers do not suck blood but having said that they are leeches therefore.....

[Snoopy]

An unbeliever eh?  Having watched four teenagers morning after morning I believe. 

TBH I don't believe in the undead. Teenagers are of course the exception that proves the rule.