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The wasp nest
« on: August 19, 2009, 07:48:04 AM »
I found it! The shed (here) contains a sort of reclining chair thingy with a foam mattress. The bastards have eaten their way into the mattress and are living in there  evil:

I have SPRAY. eveilgrin:

I gave them a good blast when they were all asleep (do wasps sleep?) last night. I shall go shortly and check on their condition  eveilgrin:

I shall be armed (evil cackle)
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Re: The wasp nest
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2009, 07:49:05 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 19, 2009, 07:48:04 AM
I found it! The shed (here) contains a sort of reclining chair thingy with a foam mattress. The bastards have eaten their way into the mattress and are living in there  evil:

I have SPRAY. eveilgrin:

I gave them a good blast when they were all asleep (do wasps sleep?) last night. I shall go shortly and check on their condition  eveilgrin:

I shall be armed (evil cackle)
Remove mattress >>>> douse with white spirit >>>> apply naked flame >>>> run like hell
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Re: The wasp nest
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2009, 07:50:02 AM »
Use Mrs Nick as a shield - just tell her she has immunity now after being stung so many times  lol:
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Re: The wasp nest
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2009, 07:52:31 AM »
Have you any idea how many wasps there can be in a nest?

It's a lot, I can tell you.

We had a nest in our loft a few years ago, not a pleasant experience. Our whole kitchen ceiling was a heaving mass of wasps as they were attrected by the electric light early one morning as I was about to go fishing. Like something out of a horror movie.
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Re: The wasp nest
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2009, 07:53:12 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 19, 2009, 07:50:02 AM
Use Mrs Nick as a shield - just tell her she has immunity now after being stung so many times  lol:
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Re: The wasp nest
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2009, 07:54:11 AM »
Quote from: tel on August 19, 2009, 07:52:31 AM
Have you any idea how many wasps there can be in a nest?

It's a lot, I can tell you.

We had a nest in our loft a few years ago, not a pleasant experience. Our whole kitchen ceiling was a heaving mass of wasps as they were attrected by the electric light early one morning as I was about to go fishing. Like something out of a horror movie.

Did you spray them?
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Re: The wasp nest
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2009, 07:58:03 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 19, 2009, 07:54:11 AM
Quote from: tel on August 19, 2009, 07:52:31 AM
Have you any idea how many wasps there can be in a nest?

It's a lot, I can tell you.

We had a nest in our loft a few years ago, not a pleasant experience. Our whole kitchen ceiling was a heaving mass of wasps as they were attrected by the electric light early one morning as I was about to go fishing. Like something out of a horror movie.

Did you spray them?
Burn their 'ouse like!  eveilgrin:
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Re: The wasp nest
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2009, 08:01:20 AM »
The first instruction of your very comprehensive guidelines to eradicate a wasp's nest says to remove the mattress.

How the feck do you do that without getting stung all over .... noooo:
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Re: The wasp nest
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2009, 08:16:47 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 19, 2009, 08:01:20 AM
The first instruction of your very comprehensive guidelines to eradicate a wasp's nest says to remove the mattress.

How the feck do you do that without getting stung all over .... noooo:
A task for Mrs. Nick of course!  ::)
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Re: The wasp nest
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2009, 08:26:39 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 19, 2009, 07:54:11 AM
Quote from: tel on August 19, 2009, 07:52:31 AM
Have you any idea how many wasps there can be in a nest?

It's a lot, I can tell you.

We had a nest in our loft a few years ago, not a pleasant experience. Our whole kitchen ceiling was a heaving mass of wasps as they were attrected by the electric light early one morning as I was about to go fishing. Like something out of a horror movie.

Did you spray them?


If he had any sense he went fishing and left Mrs Tel to sort it.
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Re: The wasp nest
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2009, 09:55:58 AM »
Well they didn't like that  eveilgrin:
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Re: The wasp nest
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2009, 10:18:03 AM »
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Re: The wasp nest
« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2009, 10:18:40 AM »
I will go and check on their body count shortly  eveilgrin:
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Re: The wasp nest
« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2009, 10:19:08 AM »
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Re: The wasp nest
« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2009, 10:24:23 AM »
You do know that when a wasp is threatened or killed it gives off a chemical that attracts other wasps to its aid?
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