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Re: Ashes Decider
« Reply #30 on: August 21, 2009, 02:34:37 PM »
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Re: Ashes Decider
« Reply #31 on: August 21, 2009, 02:45:31 PM »
Cricket is a game played by professional sportsmen. And the England cricket team.

At close of play England were 20 runs for 2 wickets. Australia 674 for 5 wickets declared.

Awful stuff from Australia, hitting lots of 4s and 6s. We really don't like that sort of thing here. England's batsmen have a whole day to bat, and it doesn't matter how many runs they score. The opportunity for Boycott-type heroics are there for the taking.

Andy Mouse, England captain " I'm not too downhearted. You have to remember that we play a very different game to the Australians. I expect plenty of shots not to be played tomorrow. I just hope that the australians don't bowl too fast. The ball is pretty hard, and it might hurt if someone gets hit."

Ricky Pointless, Australia captain "I think the rain helped them today. But it can't rain all the time. We can wait. We will target KP Nuts and Freddie Flintstone."

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Re: Ashes Decider
« Reply #32 on: August 21, 2009, 02:50:10 PM »
And another Ozzie wicket goes!  lol: lol:
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Re: Ashes Decider
« Reply #33 on: August 21, 2009, 02:50:56 PM »
Yippee!
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Re: Ashes Decider
« Reply #34 on: August 21, 2009, 02:58:15 PM »
And another!!!!!   Ooooooooh Dear!  lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Ashes Decider
« Reply #35 on: August 21, 2009, 02:58:46 PM »
We may have them following on yet!
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Re: Ashes Decider
« Reply #36 on: August 21, 2009, 03:01:13 PM »
Did you hear the comment from the Aussie in the commentary box?

This Sucks  cry:

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Re: Ashes Decider
« Reply #37 on: August 21, 2009, 03:02:11 PM »
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Re: Ashes Decider
« Reply #38 on: August 21, 2009, 03:07:59 PM »
Was that another?
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Re: Ashes Decider
« Reply #39 on: August 21, 2009, 03:09:30 PM »
Are you getting over excited now Pastis   noooo:
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Re: Ashes Decider
« Reply #40 on: August 21, 2009, 03:11:20 PM »
I'm loving it  lol:   I'll have you know I was once mentioned in despatches for my fast bowling  whistle:
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Re: Ashes Decider
« Reply #41 on: August 21, 2009, 03:13:03 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on August 21, 2009, 03:07:59 PM
Was that another?

Yes but I posted it in the dinner thread in my excitement

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Re: Ashes Decider
« Reply #42 on: August 21, 2009, 03:17:01 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on August 21, 2009, 03:11:20 PM
I'm loving it  lol:   I'll have you know I was once mentioned in despatches for my fast bowling  whistle:

But that was ten pin dear  noooo:
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Re: Ashes Decider
« Reply #43 on: August 21, 2009, 03:19:41 PM »
I was renown for my wrist action in my school days.
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Re: Ashes Decider
« Reply #44 on: August 21, 2009, 03:20:29 PM »
Was it all the bangles you used to wear  eyes:
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