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Offline Uncle Mort

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Just what I didn't need when I got in this morning.
« on: August 24, 2009, 11:55:46 AM »
A report of a theft of cash (a sizable sum) from a desk drawer in the office. Reported to police who, to their credit, turned up mob-handed within about 15 minutes. Spent a couple of hours going through the circumstances with them and the guy that had the money stolen. Printing weekend access reports, speaking to staff who were in at the weekend etc, etc, etc. Even had the pedestal dusted for fingerprints!

Unfortunately the chap had left the keys in the drawer over the weekend.  doh: spoke to insurance broker  noooo:

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Re: Just what I didn't need when I got in this morning.
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2009, 12:03:21 PM »
Of course you would leave a load of cash in such a safe place wouldn't you...?  ::)
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Re: Just what I didn't need when I got in this morning.
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2009, 12:05:07 PM »
You would think so...  noooo:
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Re: Just what I didn't need when I got in this morning.
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2009, 09:32:07 AM »
A visit from internal audit.....some malicious sod has claimed one of my officers has been fraudulent...I am not allowed to inform him but had to go through everything and he has taken away a rucksack full of files and stuff  eeek:
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Re: Just what I didn't need when I got in this morning.
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2009, 09:34:20 AM »
Surely the officer will notice his files are missing?
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Re: Just what I didn't need when I got in this morning.
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2009, 09:41:26 AM »
It is related to one case ( a difficult case though it may be ) and  going on for 5 years  ::)  - so one week of  the files not being there isn't going to make a huge  difference  noooo:
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Re: Just what I didn't need when I got in this morning.
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2009, 09:48:55 AM »
One can only hope it is the one who has been giving you problems  eveilgrin:
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Re: Just what I didn't need when I got in this morning.
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2009, 09:50:33 AM »
It isn't  noooo:

But I don't like him much I have to say  whistle:
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Re: Just what I didn't need when I got in this morning.
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2009, 09:51:13 AM »
So many staffing problems could be solved this month then.  whistle:
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Re: Just what I didn't need when I got in this morning.
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2009, 09:54:19 AM »
Or I may just do a Reggie Perrin  whistle:
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Re: Just what I didn't need when I got in this morning.
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2009, 09:54:52 AM »
I feel like that today too  noooo:
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Re: Just what I didn't need when I got in this morning.
« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2009, 03:55:51 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 25, 2009, 09:54:52 AM
I feel like that today too  noooo:

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Re: Just what I didn't need when I got in this morning.
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2009, 04:29:12 PM »
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Re: Just what I didn't need when I got in this morning.
« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2009, 04:29:57 PM »
No! Like disappearing, jumping on a plane and going to live somewhere hot, like Cyprus
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Re: Just what I didn't need when I got in this morning.
« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2009, 04:37:59 PM »
With your colouring? ~ You'll look like a cooked lobster forever.
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