I'm not on Facebook and I know sod all about it. A number of colleagues sometinmes say "oooh, you should go on Facebook then you know what's going on with people". If people want me to know something, they'll tell me some way or the other.
I've spent most of my adult life keeping one step ahead of irate husbands, boyfriends and bailiffs and I intend to keep it that way. Can I set up an account with a non-de-plume, or does it have to be my real name?