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[Nick]

You have to grovel to her 

[GROWLER]

You have to grovel to her 

Oh no. I NEVER EVER grovel to ANYONE.
That is so against my ethos.

Unlike some I could mention.

[Miss Demeanour]

If he consents to my friend request (the great oaf) he will soon thereafter get access to Miss D's holiday snaps, like  

Miss D's selective holiday snaps  

Sorted chicky.
You are now my friend.
I feel all sort of warm and glowy inside now.  
Dead easy making freinds in there in'it? It's a bit like pyramid selling in'it?!


Errrrr, what actually happens now then ey?

If you're Nick you'll go straight to Photo's and start ogling  

You are my friend 

[Uncle Mort]

I've sent a friend request

[GROWLER]

I've sent a friend request

Permission granted. You may come in.


You'll all be sorry you know. I might do 'a spot' of complaining now and again like.  

[Nick]

I think Growler may b e gone for some time 

[GROWLER]

I think Growler may b e gone for some time 

I've got lots of new frens now anyway.
I almost feel wanted for the first time in yeeeeears and years.

Errrrr, I already know you all from in here though!
What's that all about then ey? Has this all been a pointless exercise?

[Nick]

I see he has failed to find Miss D's secret bikini pics 

[Miss Demeanour]

I'm sure you will point him in the right direction 

[Nick]

No

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I think Growler may b e gone for some time 

I've got lots of new frens now anyway.
I almost feel wanted for the first time in yeeeeears and years.

Errrrr, I already know you all from in here though!
What's that all about then ey? Has this all been a pointless exercise?

Well, I can't find you so could you please send me a friend request, if you want to like, or PM me your user name over there.

[GROWLER]

I'm a bit confused with it all tbqath.
Things are moving too fast.

Is there an analouge version? 

[Nick]

Yes you can buy them from W H Smith 

[GROWLER]

I think Growler may b e gone for some time 

I've got lots of new frens now anyway.
I almost feel wanted for the first time in yeeeeears and years.

Errrrr, I already know you all from in here though!
What's that all about then ey? Has this all been a pointless exercise?

Well, I can't find you so could you please send me a friend request, if you want to like, or PM me your user name over there.

I'll send you a request to be my best frend.

Bear with me.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Found you and beat you to it.