Wimmin! #56498

[Darwins Selection]

It's what 2 people do when they love each other

or fancy each other

or pay one or the other

or when they're pissed

or when they need something from the other person

Get a man in

[Miss Demeanour]

For what 

[Nick]

I dimly recall some of those  

Do mops, kids, sofas, shopping, cooking, painters and washing come into any of that?

[Snoopy]

Now now boys, calm down....sit down...deep breaths ......exhale slowly .......close your eyes

Let your mind wander....go back, way back,  to the days when you had just met your beloved. Remember those wonderful feelings of attraction, lust, affection, adoration 

When laughter was abundant, when sex was frequent , when you 'wanted' to spend your time in her company.

Do you remember now?

Well that was years ago and whilst she is doing everything you are sitting on your arse in your chair with your eyes closed. No wonder she is less than happy 

What is this sex of which you burble?

It's what the man delivers the coal in.

[Darwins Selection]

For what 

Whichever of the 4 options you require

[Miss Demeanour]

I'm fine thanks 

[Nick]

Sven is back with his power tools 

[Snoopy]

Sex is something married men have to get away from home ~ like Lobster Thermidor

[Miss Demeanour]

and get boiled alive if caught  

[Darwins Selection]

and get boiled alive if caught  

[Snoopy]

and get boiled alive if caught  

  So far so good then

[Nick]

 

Must call that air hostess  

[Miss Demeanour]

But we're all the same - remember that 

[Nick]

 

[Snoopy]

But we're all the same - remember that 

That's why I learned to cook Lobster