Wimmin! #56498

[Darwins Selection]

You miss the point ladeeys.

Nick is Chaos. End of story.

I think he may be a Quark.


Obviously not a bit of a Quark (that bit was for you Uncle M)

[Nick]

Mrs Nick bought a jacket last week and asked me what I thought of it. I told her that it fitted badly and looked nasty. She took it back. She got another one and asked me my view. Bored of this I said it looked fine. She then told me it was the same jacket 

Wimmin!

[Miss Demeanour]

You see if you paid more attention you wouldn't fall into these traps .

It's your fault  

[Barman]

Mrs Nick bought a jacket last week and asked me what I thought of it. I told her that it fitted badly and looked nasty. She took it back. She got another one and asked me my view. Bored of this I said it looked fine. She then told me it was the same jacket 

Wimmin!

[Snoopy]

Mrs Nick bought a jacket last week and asked me what I thought of it. I told her that it fitted badly and looked nasty. She took it back. She got another one and asked me my view. Bored of this I said it looked fine. She then told me it was the same jacket 

Wimmin!

You do ask for trouble.

The correct response to any such question is "When I look at you I remember why we got married, I don't see what you are wearing, I see the inner you". You then make your escape whilst she is thinking up a suitable response.

[Nick]

She would not believe me 

And she'd be right 

[Barman]

Mrs Nick bought a jacket last week and asked me what I thought of it. I told her that it fitted badly and looked nasty. She took it back. She got another one and asked me my view. Bored of this I said it looked fine. She then told me it was the same jacket 

Wimmin!

You do ask for trouble.

The correct response to any such question is "When I look at you I remember why we got married, I don't see what you are wearing, I see the inner you". You then make your escape whilst she is thinking up a suitable response.

Alternatively, "I only married half of you"...  

[Snoopy]

I like the question "Does this make my bottom look big?"
This is a favourite of SWWLTBO.
My reply is always "No ~ your arse always looks that size"

Annoys the hell out of her 

[Miss Demeanour]

Lets face it- if your partner liked what you were wearing you would know, whether it was his tongue hanging out , his eyebrows raised,  or any other physical signs 

Every other thing you wear is just ok or average  and not worthy of a comment .......

[Snoopy]

TBH as men we don't much care ~ mainly because we don't notice.

[Miss Demeanour]

Exactly .....and you're only interested when you like the clothing that much you want to take it off 

[Snoopy]

Right!

Who care about the wrapping ~ it's the pressy we're after.

[Miss Demeanour]

But the wrapping can often make the present much more attractive ....

If we all walked around naked can you imagine what a horrific world that would be 

[Nick]

Which is why I have shares in elastic and whalebone 

[Snoopy]