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Re: According to a poll
« Reply #45 on: September 07, 2009, 07:38:06 AM »
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Re: According to a poll
« Reply #46 on: September 07, 2009, 07:54:37 AM »
and so the day begins  lol:
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Re: According to a poll
« Reply #47 on: September 07, 2009, 07:59:35 AM »
And so it does. Had a call from the doctors' surgery on Thursday saying the Doc needed to speak to me about the Boy's medication. Could he call me this morning. Yes.

He called.

Doc: So what can I do for you?
Me: Um, you wanted to call me
Doc: Did I? Why was that?
Me: I dunno

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Me: The Boy perhaps?
Doc: Maybe, let me see.....(chin scratching noises)#

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Doc: Oh I see. No, I don't need to call you.
Me: Good.

The End  noooo:
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Re: According to a poll
« Reply #48 on: September 07, 2009, 08:04:01 AM »
See - you've always baffled the medical profession  whistle:
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Re: According to a poll
« Reply #49 on: September 07, 2009, 08:04:47 AM »
Indeed. I have my pics in a medical textbook!  angel1
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Re: According to a poll
« Reply #50 on: September 07, 2009, 08:09:06 AM »
Do I dare ask what for ... scared2:
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Re: According to a poll
« Reply #51 on: September 07, 2009, 08:12:31 AM »
I caught a rare tropical disease in Yorkshire. I was ill for ages. Lots of doctors who all asked 'Have you been to Africa recently?'  scared2:

When they finally diagnosed it they were thrilled to bits (so was I - ever been in quarantine?  evil:).

They wanted to photograph me for a textbook (amongst other things I was shedding my skin daily in the manner of a snake  eeek:)

It made the national press  angel1
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Re: According to a poll
« Reply #52 on: September 07, 2009, 08:54:59 AM »
SWWLTBO had that when she was about 12/13. Took a year to get over it ~ she never did find out what it was called but her skin was rubbed off by the bed linen every night. Great strips of it according to her. As far as she can recall no-one seemed too bothered. She was given lots of creams that did no good, no-one took any photographs and her GP said "She'll prolly grow out of it". No quarantine but some considerable time off school ("to prevent infections").
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Re: According to a poll
« Reply #53 on: September 07, 2009, 08:56:40 AM »
It turned out to be scarlet fever. All my hair fell out. And my fingernails. And my toenails.
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Re: According to a poll
« Reply #54 on: September 07, 2009, 08:57:34 AM »
She kept her hair and nails.
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Re: According to a poll
« Reply #55 on: September 07, 2009, 08:58:10 AM »
So did I. In a box  evil:
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Re: According to a poll
« Reply #56 on: September 07, 2009, 08:58:56 AM »
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Re: According to a poll
« Reply #57 on: September 07, 2009, 08:58:58 AM »
 eeek: eeek: eeek:

I had a broken nail once  whistle:
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Re: According to a poll
« Reply #58 on: September 07, 2009, 08:59:46 AM »
How awful for you. Did you have counselling?
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Re: According to a poll
« Reply #59 on: September 07, 2009, 09:00:32 AM »
Don't . I can't talk about it too much as I still get flashbacks  noooo:
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