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Offline Pastis

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Re: According to a poll
« Reply #30 on: September 06, 2009, 07:51:05 PM »
# 102.  Children in Pubs   noooo:
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Re: According to a poll
« Reply #31 on: September 06, 2009, 07:52:00 PM »
You are a magnet for them  noooo:
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Re: According to a poll
« Reply #32 on: September 06, 2009, 07:54:19 PM »
She did rather throw herself in my / our direction  noooo:
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Re: According to a poll
« Reply #33 on: September 07, 2009, 03:52:27 AM »
Quote from: Pastis on September 06, 2009, 07:54:19 PM
She did rather throw herself in my / our direction  noooo:
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Re: According to a poll
« Reply #34 on: September 07, 2009, 06:46:07 AM »
Tsk  noooo:


As if
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Re: According to a poll
« Reply #35 on: September 07, 2009, 06:48:29 AM »
Quote from: Barman on September 07, 2009, 03:52:27 AM
Quote from: Pastis on September 06, 2009, 07:54:19 PM
She did rather throw herself in my / our direction  noooo:
Miss D?  rubschin:

Obviously  ::)

and when the 'other' small child saw me sitting on his lap she wanted some attention too  noooo:
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Re: According to a poll
« Reply #36 on: September 07, 2009, 07:19:22 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 07, 2009, 06:48:29 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 07, 2009, 03:52:27 AM
Quote from: Pastis on September 06, 2009, 07:54:19 PM
She did rather throw herself in my / our direction  noooo:
Miss D?  rubschin:

Obviously  ::)

and when the 'other' small child saw me sitting on his lap she wanted some attention too  noooo:

Once a lapdancer, always a lapdancer...  noooo:
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Re: According to a poll
« Reply #37 on: September 07, 2009, 07:20:19 AM »
When we had a pub I made it a strict rule that no children were allowed within the premises.
Some people argued that they "Had a right" to bring their children in.
My response was always that I didn't think it a suitable environment for children and since it was my pub I would not allow them in.
One twat argued with me that he had the "Law on his side" so I promptly barred him for life. He still argued so I called the local police to escort him from the premises.
Although the law now says that children may enter licensed premises it is still at the discretion of the licensee. Personally if I go to a pub that is full of children or even one child making a nuisance of itself I tell the landlord that unless he gets rid of them he will not see my custom again.
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Re: According to a poll
« Reply #38 on: September 07, 2009, 07:26:46 AM »
Yesterday, whilst gossiping profusely with Pastis, I believe I may have have laughed out loud and said some form of expletive  whistle:

Middle class mummy dearest , turned round and scowled at me as her precious bundles of joy may have heard

So I carried on regardless  whistle:
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Re: According to a poll
« Reply #39 on: September 07, 2009, 07:28:01 AM »
 Popcorn:
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Re: According to a poll
« Reply #40 on: September 07, 2009, 07:29:32 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 07, 2009, 07:26:46 AM
Yesterday, whilst gossiping profusely with Pastis, I believe I may have have laughed out loud and said some form of expletive  whistle:

Middle class mummy dearest , turned round and scowled at me as her precious bundles of joy may have heard

So I carried on regardless  whistle:

Exactly ~ Pubs is for grown-ups.
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Re: According to a poll
« Reply #41 on: September 07, 2009, 07:30:16 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 07, 2009, 07:26:46 AM
Yesterday, whilst gossiping profusely with Pastis, I believe I may have have laughed out loud and said some form of expletive  whistle:

Middle class mummy dearest , turned round and scowled at me as her precious bundles of joy may have heard

So I carried on regardless  whistle:
Potty mouth...  noooo:
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Re: According to a poll
« Reply #42 on: September 07, 2009, 07:31:25 AM »
So sorry oh angelic one  ::)
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Re: According to a poll
« Reply #43 on: September 07, 2009, 07:33:14 AM »
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Re: According to a poll
« Reply #44 on: September 07, 2009, 07:36:19 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 07, 2009, 07:28:01 AM
Popcorn:

The code of conduct from Sunday lunches prevents me from disclosing further details I'm afraid....suffice to say it's a shame Tales of the Unexpected is no longer on the telly - I may have a new storyline for them  whistle:
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