What is wrong with people

[Miss Demeanour]

I breast fed my pet cat !!!!!!!



JANINE Hammond breastfeeds her cat. Says she in Closer magazine:

?People will think I?m weird, but it?s an amazing experience. Flash loves it, and feeds twice a day. Nobody should knock it until they?ve tried it.?

You?ll be shocked to learn that Janine is American and single. Her lover left her while she was pregnant with her son Kenny 'WhoSaPrettyBoyDen'. And when the boy was born she read on the internet about a woman who had breastfed a terrier crossbreed puppy.

?At first it felt weird but I close by eyes and imagined it was Kenny.?

?It?s fantastic. His teeth and rough tongue skin tickle, but he?s never one broken my skin? I hope Kenny and Flash will have a close bond. When Kenny is older I?ll tell him and hope that he?ll think it?s cool.?



If there is ever a case for children that should be taken into care for their own good at birth , surely this is a good case.

What next after the cat ...

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

   Just 

[Snoopy]

The cat needs to be taken into care too.

[Uncle Mort]

I have a stock phrase for when it's time to get down to work instead of chatting, faffing about etc:

"right, this isn't getting the cat fed"

It's just taken on a whole new meaning!

[Miss Demeanour]

Hope this doesn't inspire Nick with any of that  keyboard cat stuff

[Grumpmeister]

Ye gods

[Barman]

Hope this doesn't inspire Nick with any of that  keyboard cat stuff