Having just decided to watch a video in my neighbours bed, as you do and managed to bleed all over their quilt and quilt cover when they came home they were a bit miffed.
I was very apologetic but whilst stripping the bed found some pale blue bondage kit which I shoved under the bed. I then took all the bedding home to take to the dry cleaners. The lady of the house then turms up and thrusts some dice into my hands saying that as I had ruined her love life by finding the bondage stuff I should have them.
Next thing I know I am swimming in a canal in the dark and it's not very nice.
I am now going to go downstairs and make so tea. At least that will be real.