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Having just decided to watch a video in my neighbours bed, as you do and managed to bleed all over their quilt and quilt cover when they came home they were a bit miffed. I was very apologetic but whilst stripping the bed found some pale blue bondage kit which I shoved under the bed. I then took all the bedding home to take to the dry cleaners. The lady of the house then turms up and thrusts some dice into my hands saying that as I had ruined her love life by finding the bondage stuff I should have them.Next thing I know I am swimming in a canal in the dark and it's not very nice.I am now going to go downstairs and make so tea. At least that will be real.
. . . . and what's the bleeding significance of the canal in the dark?
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 18, 2012, 07:45:03 AM. . . . and what's the bleeding significance of the canal in the dark?"Alimentary my dear Watson"
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 18, 2012, 07:48:20 AMQuote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 18, 2012, 07:45:03 AM. . . . and what's the bleeding significance of the canal in the dark?"Alimentary my dear Watson" I'll line 'em up, you knock 'em down! OK?
Rather wishing I had dreams to report.
I had a dream that a work colleague was eaten by a lion in a skateboard park.....but no trace of body or lion could be found
Could be a premonition ..... suggest you invest your all on any horse that looks like the licking one. This may be the answer to your prayers. What could possibly go wrong?
Just remembered that a horse fell in love with me and followed me everywhere licking me. I hope it was a gerl horse