Do Dreams really have a Meaning?

[Pirate]

I dreamt I was editing a video all night, but at the end I was trying to save the dream to my hard drive and not the video. Most frustrating, but just imagine...

[Barman]

I dreamt I was editing a video all night, but at the end I was trying to save the dream to my hard drive and not the video. Most frustrating, but just imagine...

That would be brilliant! 

[Pirate]

Last night I dreamt I was in holiday somewhere and I bumped into Miss D. I'll leave out the intimate details, but then we went to lunch and she bought up all the Pancetta in a delicatessen. 

[Miss Demeanour]

I obviously worked up an appetite   

[Pirate]

I obviously worked up an appetite   

Oh yeah...

[Nick]

Running away from you

[Pirate]

Running away from you

In your dreams... Oh...

[Nick]

Last night was shocking.

1. Had to feed a huge flock of honking geese by hand. The noise woke me up
2. Took possession of a bicycle made for left handers
3.  Struggled through mud to miss a transatlantic flight
4. Bought prodigious quantities of salad making stuff and then had nowhere to put it all 

[Steve]

Last night was shocking.

1. Had to feed a huge flock of honking geese by hand. The noise woke me up
2. Took possession of a bicycle made for left handers
3.  Struggled through mud to miss a transatlantic flight
4. Bought prodigious quantities of salad making stuff and then had nowhere to put it all 

Yes but enough about your evening, what about your dream?

[Nick]

Even my life is not that weird, though there was that incident with a flock of turkeys in the Gaza Strip.....

And the time I flooded a dinner party while naked......

[Nick]

And that frightful time in Brussels with the gayer and the stepladder...

[Barman]

Last night was shocking.

1. Had to feed a huge flock of honking geese by hand. The noise woke me up
2. Took possession of a bicycle made for left handers
3.  Struggled through mud to miss a transatlantic flight
4. Bought prodigious quantities of salad making stuff and then had nowhere to put it all 

Yes but enough about your evening, what about your dream?

 

[Nick]

Is it time for my story about accidentally becoming the Pope's backing singer?

[Barman]

Is it time for my story about accidentally becoming the Pope's backing singer?

No, I've heard it...

[Nick]

Or the one about that dreadful misunderstanding in the florist's shop?

Or maybe that business with the olive oil in Tesco? Ended up in A&E 

Two towns I can never return to