So 4am this morning I was dreaming I was choking to death being strangled by some rogue or villain
At 4.01 I woke to realise I bleeding well WAS choking to death (well maybe a modicum of exaggeration)
Top tip: should you ever take a calcium tablet last thing at night (latest cramp preventer says the chemist) then do wash it down properly. All me clacky bits in my throat were well gummed up and stuck in the don't let in air position.
twas
and not a little
inducing