Do Dreams really have a Meaning?

[Barman]

I spent most of last night in a war zone red caps fighting blue caps that was quite scary even more scary was the fact that for some reason I had to treat a Chinese lad whose tiny (2mm or so) penis had attached it's self length wise to his body.  After separating it I needed to check it and whilst I was sitting he thrust the operation site in my face.  Very strange pubic hair IMHO.  I woke with a start and I think that the vision will stay with me all day.

 

[Darwins Selection]

I spent most of last night in a war zone red caps fighting blue caps that was quite scary even more scary was the fact that for some reason I had to treat a Chinese lad whose tiny (2mm or so) penis had attached it's self length wise to his body.  After separating it I needed to check it and whilst I was sitting he thrust the operation site in my face.  Very strange pubic hair IMHO.  I woke with a start and I think that the vision will stay with me all day.

I think you have a dietary shortfall by the sound of it.

Ask Snoopy.

[Nick]

Terrible air raid all night  . Did the Luftwaffe use Ford Anglias as fighters? 

[Barman]

Terrible air raid all night  . Did the Luftwaffe use Ford Anglias as fighters? 

In which war...?

[Nick]

One in the late 1950s of course 

[Barman]

One in the late 1950s of course 

[Pastis]

Last night I was careering down something like the M40 in a peddle car when it came to an abrupt end. I got out of the car and peered over the small brick wall. Before me lay a prehistoric landscape with jungle vegetation and strange beasties. It took me a day to hack through and walk to the sea. 

[Darwins Selection]

Last night I was careering down something like the M40 in a peddle car when it came to an abrupt end. I got out of the car and peered over the small brick wall. Before me lay a prehistoric landscape with jungle vegetation and strange beasties.

Sounds like Junction 2 of the M40.

[Snoopy]

Last night I was careering down something like the M40 in a peddle car when it came to an abrupt end. I got out of the car and peered over the small brick wall. Before me lay a prehistoric landscape with jungle vegetation and strange beasties.

Sounds like Junction 2 of the M40.

See also the end of the M4 in Wales. 

[Pirate]

Tomorrow, at first light, I shall be doing a locus report at the Magic Roundabout in Swindon...

[Just One More]

Despite its complexity, it works bloody well

[Pirate]

Yeah...I know...I've done reports there  before. The first report is the worse, after that it's just cut and paste... Gotta take fresh photos though

[Snoopy]

Try the one in Hemel Hempstead between 4 and 6 pm any week day ..... it's fecking carnage .... like a scene out of Ben Hur.

[Pirate]

Out of my area...thankfully

[Darwins Selection]

Tomorrow, at first light, I shall be doing a locus report at the Magic Roundabout in Swindon...