Do Dreams really have a Meaning?

[Barman]

I spent last night as an MP, though why I had to do the job naked I know not 

Was there a black bin bag and orange involved...? 

[Miss Demeanour]

Would that not have been camouflaged in the beard 

[Just One More]

 

[Barman]

Would that not have been camouflaged in the beard 

 

 

[Darwins Selection]

Would that not have been camouflaged in the beard 

 

[barmisspah?]

What a night! Conference, job interviews, some muppet in a Vauxhall VIva, eating ice cream in a boat
 , chinese dogs everywhere and I found a Korean chap living in my bathroom - good job I had a little police station in the house!

 

So we are all agreed that we need to find Nick a thrapist

A monk with a speech impediment?

Mr Coffee say hello to Mr Keyboard 

[Miss Demeanour]

I had a really detailed dream last night.

I was travelling on an inflatable ferry ( full sized carrying cars/ lorries and passengers etc ) across The Channel. Before we got to France we stopped and did some scuba diving in some beautiful coral areas  and then landed in France.

Did something there - this bit is non descript and then got back on inflatlable ferry back to Blighty. When we got back and all the passengers and vehicles had disembarked we had to deflate the ferry and roll it up ( like a carpet) and carry it on our shoulders home.

When we got home we inflated it again and put it in the back garden. It seemed to fit even though it was full size again  and then we used it as a bouncy castle ????

[Nick]

Voddy poisoning 

[apc2010]

I had a really detailed dream last night.

I was travelling on an inflatable ferry ( full sized carrying cars/ lorries and passengers etc ) across The Channel. Before we got to France we stopped and did some scuba diving in some beautiful coral areas  and then landed in France.

Did something there - this bit is non descript and then got back on inflatlable ferry back to Blighty. When we got back and all the passengers and vehicles had disembarked we had to deflate the ferry and roll it up ( like a carpet) and carry it on our shoulders home.

When we got home we inflated it again and put it in the back garden. It seemed to fit even though it was full size again  and then we used it as a bouncy castle ????

Whatever floats your boat ...........

[Just One More]

I was woken from my dream at just before five this morning. There I was playing for England at rugby, 25m out from the try line, I made a long looping pass to my colleague Roy on the wing, it cleared two other team mates on the way, a dream of a pass, and the pillock missed it and let the ball go into the crowd. Thing was, I must have been acting it out because I gave the bedside cabinet such a crack that my wrist ached like f***. It would have been interesting outcome had I passed it the other way 

[Nick]

I prefer inflatable ferries and naked wimmin

[apc2010]

I prefer inflatable ferries and naked wimmin

She said scuba not skinny ...........

[Nick]

I have my own dreams, thank you very much

[Baldy]

I have my own dreams, thank you very much

Wet? 

[Barman]

I have my own dreams, thank you very much

Wet?