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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #570 on: May 11, 2011, 07:08:01 AM »
I'm willing to check your assets.  ;)

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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #571 on: May 11, 2011, 07:13:00 AM »
And ensure interest rates are high  eyes:
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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #572 on: May 11, 2011, 07:50:28 AM »
 I was dreaming about a woman that I have not seen for years I will look her up un Facebook later.
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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #573 on: May 14, 2011, 07:27:34 AM »
ok ...I shall try and keep this simple , please bear with me.

I was in some place , it was a bit remote and there was a group of us. Think of cabin in mountains but it wasn't quite like that. For some reason we had a little piglet running around which we had named and everything but then we needed food and a decision was made to roast the piglet.

No one wanted to do it , so instead of killing it and blasting it on the oven we decided we would try and cook him whilst he was sleeping  and he would never know about it. So they made his bed over the open stove thing and then turned the heat on. Some were also sleeping in this room . The piglet got up halfway through the night. His skin was already turning to crackling and he went to go and get a drink of water cos he was feeling hot (  redface:), he told us this so he obviously could talk.

I settled him back into his bed and went to go and see if we had any drugs we could give him so he wouldn't wake up again  redface:

Then it cuts to me outside somewhere I don't recognise. And I am stealing some steak that is being left in green recycling bins for this woman who is running some kind of illegal business with this steak cooking. She covers them in some kind of  apple thing which is apparently gorgeous  rubschin: But people have to leave their own steaks wrapped up and juice in this green plastic containers and stack them so no one knows she is doing this.

I sort through these and pick the best steak but get caught. I have to run away but I can only do it but using one leg so I have to do a bounce combo thing which actually sees me covering half a length of a street  in one go .. noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #574 on: May 14, 2011, 07:35:21 AM »
ok ...I shall try and keep this simple , please bear with me.

I was in some place , it was a bit remote and there was a group of us. Think of cabin in mountains but it wasn't quite like that. For some reason we had a little piglet running around which we had named and everything but then we needed food and a decision was made to roast the piglet.

No one wanted to do it , so instead of killing it and blasting it on the oven we decided we would try and cook him whilst he was sleeping  and he would never know about it. So they made his bed over the open stove thing and then turned the heat on. Some were also sleeping in this room . The piglet got up halfway through the night. Hi skin was already turning to crackling and he went to go and get a drink of water cos he was feeling hot (  redface:), he told us this so he obviously could talk.

I settled him back into his bed and went to go and see if we had any drugs we could give him so he wouldn't wake up again  redface:

Then it cuts to me outside somewhere I don't recognise. And I am stealing some steak that is being left in green recycling bins for this woman who is running some kind of illegal business with this steak cooking. She covers them in some kind of  apple thing which is apparently gorgeous  rubschin: But people have to leave their own steaks wrapped up and juice in this green plastic containers and stack them so no one knows she is doing this.

I sort through these and pick the best steak but get caught. I have to run away but I can only do it but using one leg so I have to do a bounce combo thing which actually sees me covering half a length of a street  in one go .. noooo: noooo: noooo:

 eeek:  Keep off the cheese

JOM advises: Dreaming of pork, and of steak suggests a need for meat or a possible connection with a butcher. And running on one leg ..... it's the Okey-Cokey, you butcher left leg in, your butcher left leg out  redface:
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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #575 on: May 14, 2011, 07:41:18 AM »
 happy001 happy001 happy001

Thank you oh wise one  8)
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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #576 on: May 14, 2011, 07:42:27 AM »
Yer bonkers!

And as for you JOM ~ you should be ashamed  noooo:
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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #577 on: May 14, 2011, 07:43:42 AM »
ok ...I shall try and keep this simple , please bear with me.

I was in some place , it was a bit remote and there was a group of us. Think of cabin in mountains but it wasn't quite like that. For some reason we had a little piglet running around which we had named and everything but then we needed food and a decision was made to roast the piglet.

No one wanted to do it , so instead of killing it and blasting it on the oven we decided we would try and cook him whilst he was sleeping  and he would never know about it. So they made his bed over the open stove thing and then turned the heat on. Some were also sleeping in this room . The piglet got up halfway through the night. Hi skin was already turning to crackling and he went to go and get a drink of water cos he was feeling hot (  redface:), he told us this so he obviously could talk.

I settled him back into his bed and went to go and see if we had any drugs we could give him so he wouldn't wake up again  redface:

Then it cuts to me outside somewhere I don't recognise. And I am stealing some steak that is being left in green recycling bins for this woman who is running some kind of illegal business with this steak cooking. She covers them in some kind of  apple thing which is apparently gorgeous  rubschin: But people have to leave their own steaks wrapped up and juice in this green plastic containers and stack them so no one knows she is doing this.

I sort through these and pick the best steak but get caught. I have to run away but I can only do it but using one leg so I have to do a bounce combo thing which actually sees me covering half a length of a street  in one go .. noooo: noooo: noooo:

 eeek:  Keep off the cheese

JOM advises: Dreaming of pork, and of steak suggests a need for meat or a possible connection with a butcher. And running on one leg ..... it's the Okey-Cokey, you butcher left leg in, your butcher left leg out  redface:

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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #578 on: May 14, 2011, 07:48:32 AM »
Maybe I just wanted some pork in cider  lol:
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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #579 on: May 14, 2011, 08:20:56 AM »
Half the night I was playing underwater football. The other half was  eyes:  I was quite disappointed when I woke up.
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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #580 on: May 14, 2011, 08:28:48 AM »
Wet the bed had you  whistle:
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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #581 on: May 14, 2011, 08:34:31 AM »
Half the night I was playing underwater football. The other half was  eyes:  I was quite disappointed when I woke up.

Wet dream?  rubschin:
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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #582 on: May 14, 2011, 10:07:47 AM »
Maybe I just wanted some pork in cider  lol:

Dreaming of a hot pig then getting arrested all seems very clear to me.  whistle:
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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #583 on: May 14, 2011, 11:40:48 AM »
 lol: lol: lol:

Of course ...it's all very clear now  redface:
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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #584 on: May 14, 2011, 12:05:53 PM »
 rubschin:  cloud9: