Last night I dreamt that I was talking to a girl when my ex director arrived and started making lewd remarks .... The girl suggested that she and I should go for a walk in the orchard at which point my ex-wife came downstairs, ranting at me, and her (the ex) hair burst into flames. I put the flames out with my hands and as soon as I turned away, she seeming not to have noticed, her hair burst into flames again. I woke up suffering from angina.
Interpretations welcome
You feel protective towards Nick (fiery redhead) but have to put him in a trans-gender role as justification.
However, in the face of authority (the Director), you have to resort to a more conventional slap round the head, which doesn't work of course.
500 guineas (+VAT) please.