I was at a party...
John Prescott was doing the BBQ and as I walked over he said "Hi Barman!"....
Everybody was amazed that I knew him so well... I said "Hi John, can I have some crackling off that?"...
He said, "No, the crackling has gone into the EU approved crackling disposer", pointing at a letter box sized receptacle on the side of the BBQ marked (predictably) 'EU Approved Crackling Disposer'...
I said "you lying bastard, you've eaten it all", much to the merriment of everybody there....
WTF?