I had a most horrible nightmare last night.
I was in my car at a petrol station, when one of my customers jumped in in an attempt to drive it away from me. All his mates were there laughin' at me, and then all of a sudden this grey large slug like creature jumped onto my ankle, wtapped itself around my leg and commenced burrrowing into it with smoke billowing from my now bleeding wound.
I screamed for help and someone dragged it off me. I asked what it was and was told it was an Elk egg.
Even Google couldn't come up with an explanation of that one.
Woke up suddenly gasping for breath in a cold sweat to find all the covers on the floor.
WTF? You really couldn't make this stuff up ey?