Do Dreams really have a Meaning?

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I dreamt I was going bald last night 

The dream dictionary suggests : a lack of self-esteem or worries about getting older. Alternatively, baldness symbolizes humility, purity, and personal sacrifice. You are at a stage in your life where you are confident in fully exposing yourself. 

 

Somewhat worrying that you have a dream dictionary Miss D....


I have nightmares about overflowing toilets and my teeth crumbling and dropping out,  been going on for years.  The lav one has come true a couple of times, still have all my own teeth though.

[Nick]

I spent the whole night presiding over a custard vat in a school canteen. Oddly I was also in charge of the periscope and torpedoes 

[Barman]

I spent the whole night presiding over a custard vat in a school canteen. Oddly I was also in charge of the periscope and torpedoes 

Miss D's book says: 

[Miss Demeanour]

To see or eat custard in your dream, represents your appreciation for the little things in life. It also indicates that your life is full of richness, sweetness and nurturance

 

[Nick]

Bollocks. Um, what does it say about torpedoes?

[Miss Demeanour]

To see a torpedo in your dream, suggests that you need to be more direct and honest with your feelings. Or on the other hand, you may be too direct and blunt.  The torpedo also has phallic connotations and may also signify masculine aggression or power.

 

[Nick]

So the torpedoes cancel out the custard, yes?

[Barman]

So the torpedoes cancel out the custard, yes?

And insanity trumps both... 

[Just One More]

So the torpedoes cancel out the custard, yes?

No, it means you're f***ing dis-custard 

[Nick]

I bought a mahoosive Scandinavian stylee knitted boiler suit from a shop that exists only once a year. 

[Miss Demeanour]

I dreamt I drove my car into a shopping precinct. It was pouring with rain and I only knocked s couple of people over as I actually parked IN the cinema.


After an attack of guilt I decided to park it properly and left it in the car park. Returning later found it clamped and some Scottish attendant ranting at me. I was totally reasonable but he continued . So I shot him  

It was still raining  

[Nick]

But you don't have a car 

[Miss Demeanour]

That's right as dreams should only be based on reality 

[Darwins Selection]

I dreamt I drove my car into a shopping precinct. It was pouring with rain and I only knocked s couple of people over as I actually parked IN the cinema.


After an attack of guilt I decided to park it properly and left it in the car park. Returning later found it clamped and some Scottish attendant ranting at me. I was totally reasonable but he continued . So I shot him  

It was still raining  

All quite true to life then.

Are you sure it was a dream?

[Snoopy]

I dreamt I drove my car into a shopping precinct. It was pouring with rain and I only knocked s couple of people over as I actually parked IN the cinema.


After an attack of guilt I decided to park it properly and left it in the car park. Returning later found it clamped and some Scottish attendant ranting at me. I was totally reasonable but he continued . So I shot him 

It was still raining 

All quite true to life then.

Are you sure it was a dream?

Nothing on the news this morning.