Do Dreams really have a Meaning?

[Snoopy]

 

What does bashing a gigantic squirrel to death with a cricket bat mean? Hypothetically, like.

[Uncle Mort]

That's easy.

The squirrel represents the onset of autumn (collecting nuts, preparing for winter) and thus symbolises decay and death. The cricket bat is a symbol of summer, sports, feeling young etc.

You're worried about getting older and popping your clogs.

I might write a book.   
 

[Barman]

That's easy.

The squirrel represents the onset of autumn (collecting nuts, preparing for winter) and thus symbolises decay and death. The cricket bat is a symbol of summer, sports, feeling young etc.

You're worried about getting older and popping your clogs.

I might write a book.   
 

 

Or he could just be barmy like Snoopy says.... 

[Nick]

I remarked to Linda the busty hairdresser the other day that I seemed to be going grey. I added "to be expected at my age." 

She asked how old I was and I said "60". She complimented me on my youthful appearance. I may have to start enhancing my age on a regular basis 

[Barman]

I remarked to Linda the busty hairdresser the other day that I seemed to be going grey. I added "to be expected at my age." 

She asked how old I was and I said "60". She complimented me on my youthful appearance. I may have to start enhancing my age on a regular basis 

She'd have said the same thing if you'd said "50", "40" or "30"! 

It's her job like... 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Nick is in lurve! 

[Nick]

Spent the night playing with my pet turkey. DUnno why I had to dress up like a Mexican though 

[Barman]

Spent the night playing with my pet turkey. DUnno why I had to dress up like a Mexican though 

Oh Nick... try a milder cheese...

[Grumpmeister]

El Nickiarchi? 

[Pastis]

A troubled night during which I was in an endless argument over a matter of principle in what seemed like a huge art gallery somewhere in Eastern Europe 

[Miss Demeanour]

Bartering at the local supermarket again were you ?

[Pastis]

Bartering at the local supermarket again were you ?

   If only it were that mundane.  I realised shortly after I woke where it probably stemmed from; a minor difference with a client that must have got to me more intensely than I thought 

[Uncle Mort]

I met Hillary Clinton, did a bit of baby sitting for her then she got me to look after her goats. 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I spent most of last night in a war zone red caps fighting blue caps that was quite scary even more scary was the fact that for some reason I had to treat a Chinese lad whose tiny (2mm or so) penis had attached it's self length wise to his body.  After separating it I needed to check it and whilst I was sitting he thrust the operation site in my face.  Very strange pubic hair IMHO.  I woke with a start and I think that the vision will stay with me all day.