ok ...I shall try and keep this simple , please bear with me.
I was in some place , it was a bit remote and there was a group of us. Think of cabin in mountains but it wasn't quite like that. For some reason we had a little piglet running around which we had named and everything but then we needed food and a decision was made to roast the piglet.
No one wanted to do it , so instead of killing it and blasting it on the oven we decided we would try and cook him whilst he was sleeping and he would never know about it. So they made his bed over the open stove thing and then turned the heat on. Some were also sleeping in this room . The piglet got up halfway through the night. His skin was already turning to crackling and he went to go and get a drink of water cos he was feeling hot (
), he told us this so he obviously could talk.
I settled him back into his bed and went to go and see if we had any drugs we could give him so he wouldn't wake up again
Then it cuts to me outside somewhere I don't recognise. And I am stealing some steak that is being left in green recycling bins for this woman who is running some kind of illegal business with this steak cooking. She covers them in some kind of apple thing which is apparently gorgeous
But people have to leave their own steaks wrapped up and juice in this green plastic containers and stack them so no one knows she is doing this.
I sort through these and pick the best steak but get caught. I have to run away but I can only do it but using one leg so I have to do a bounce combo thing which actually sees me covering half a length of a street in one go ..