Well we'd obviously need someone impartial, non judgemental and broad minded completely mental
There we are corrected in the best possible taste.
Are you looking for a volunteer?
Oh BM lurves volunteers ...... They come free
The thought of any of you chaps coming around BM (free or not) is just bad and wrong I may need therapy.
Go wash your mouth out with soap young lady!
Funny you should say that Snoops. I am not very girlie but today I went and had a facial, special offer £9.00 instead of £35.00.
I have had one once before, facial not bargain you understand, it was at least 12 years ago.
Never again daft woman doing it got gunk in my eyes
then in my mouth
and now not only do I feel as if I have had my face ripped off I smell like a lemon meringue pie.
I am supposed to be going out tonight. My vision is still blurred and I can't bring myself to look in a mirror.
It was not the relaxing experience I was expecting.
Still I am sure that I will be
blind blotch free and radiant tomorrow.