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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #1260 on: April 16, 2013, 11:31:01 AM »
Last night I was a millionaire submarine captain who also worked fixing complex plastic urinals....  whacky115
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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #1261 on: April 16, 2013, 11:47:45 AM »
Last night I was a millionaire submarine captain who also worked fixing complex plastic urinals....  whacky115

Bet that last job was a piece of piss . . . .
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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #1262 on: April 16, 2013, 11:55:26 AM »
Last night I was a millionaire submarine captain who also worked fixing complex plastic urinals....  whacky115

Bet that last job was a piece of piss . . . .

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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #1263 on: April 16, 2013, 11:58:10 AM »
I was dreaming about work and having an argument with the guy I made redundant over 20 years ago

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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #1264 on: April 16, 2013, 12:05:11 PM »
Oh dear is he still alive or was it a visitation from the other side. scared2:
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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #1265 on: April 16, 2013, 12:19:57 PM »
Dunno but that's just made it more spooky

Update:  just googled him.  Good news (maybe) he's still alive, bad news he still lives near me

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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #1266 on: April 18, 2013, 09:05:29 AM »
Being the bodyguard for the Spice Girls was OK, but I didn't expect to have to fight Peter Mandelson.
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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #1267 on: April 18, 2013, 09:19:44 AM »
Being the bodyguard for the Spice Girls was OK, but I didn't expect to have to fight Peter Mandelson.
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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #1268 on: April 18, 2013, 03:32:40 PM »
Being the bodyguard for the Spice Girls was OK, but I didn't expect to have to fight Peter Mandelson.
"Fight"?

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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #1269 on: May 04, 2013, 09:07:06 AM »
I was the cook on an ordinary double decker bus. Nightmare job. People would get on, buy a ticket and order some food. I had to prepare and serve it before we arrived at their stop.

It was so horridly realistic that I now discover that at some point in the night I gotup and took a chicken out of the freezer  noooo:
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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #1270 on: May 04, 2013, 09:10:17 AM »
I was the cook on an ordinary double decker bus. Nightmare job. People would get on, buy a ticket and order some food. I had to prepare and serve it before we arrived at their stop.

It was so horridly realistic that I now discover that at some point in the night I gotup and took a chicken out of the freezer  noooo:

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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #1271 on: May 04, 2013, 09:27:12 AM »
I was the cook on an ordinary double decker bus. Nightmare job. People would get on, buy a ticket and order some food. I had to prepare and serve it before we arrived at their stop.

It was so horridly realistic that I now discover that at some point in the night I gotup and took a chicken out of the freezer  noooo:

Men in white coats required me thinks..... whistle:
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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #1272 on: May 10, 2013, 06:09:45 AM »
I have awoken most unsettled and nearly tearful following a dream where Mr C and I were in America having met up with friends and wondered round some shops we went to the airport.  At the airport he and I split up to go to the lav.  It was there that the problems started.  The ladies lavs had two attendants and the lavs themselves were large porcelain structures which were almost like Sinclair bikes only with no covers.  Each lady was directed to a lav. I got to mine and got into it then noticed that all the other women were in skirts whilst I was wearing trousers.  It all started going down hill from there.

It involved being hustled out of the room an intimate examination being dressed in paper clothes and finally Mr C being brought into the examination room and seeing me in a very unattractive position. sick2:

I woke up then, thank heavens, almost in a blind panic. Not a good start to my day although I know that there will be folk having a lot worse.
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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #1273 on: May 10, 2013, 09:02:11 AM »
I have awoken most unsettled and nearly tearful following a dream where Mr C and I were in America having met up with friends and wondered round some shops we went to the airport.  At the airport he and I split up to go to the lav.  It was there that the problems started.  The ladies lavs had two attendants and the lavs themselves were large porcelain structures which were almost like Sinclair bikes only with no covers.  Each lady was directed to a lav. I got to mine and got into it then noticed that all the other women were in skirts whilst I was wearing trousers.  It all started going down hill from there.

It involved being hustled out of the room an intimate examination being dressed in paper clothes and finally Mr C being brought into the examination room and seeing me in a very unattractive position. sick2:

I woke up then, thank heavens, almost in a blind panic. Not a good start to my day although I know that there will be folk having a lot worse.

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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #1274 on: May 24, 2013, 09:56:56 AM »
Wasps! Millions of them. Flying in ever changing formations like the Red Arrows  eeek:
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