Very posh lady was insistent that myself and a group of other people came to see some swans on her farm. We stood around a large pond as she had directed us to to and. within seconds a huge flock of swans walked into the field and entered the pond there were so many they practically covered the entire surface of the pond. Then gradually they all began to form a line and began swimming around the edge of the pond in single file. It was all very majestic.
Then posh totty started frantically pulling short lengths of string out of her pockets.
