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Offline apc2010

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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #1590 on: April 13, 2014, 01:42:49 PM »

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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #1591 on: April 13, 2014, 04:06:54 PM »
Invented a revolutionary bicycle washing aerosol (contents: soap and water).

Woke up believing I was a millionaire  evil:

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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #1592 on: April 23, 2014, 06:25:38 AM »
Do horses make nests?  rubschin:
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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #1593 on: April 23, 2014, 08:46:54 PM »
Do horses make nests?  rubschin:
Only if you shred them very finely
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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #1595 on: July 20, 2014, 07:02:28 AM »
I was the proud owner of two swarms of bees which I was keeping in massive Kilner jars while I got a couple of hives sorted out. The bees weren't happy, so I decided to release them. I chose to do this inside some large and crowded public building causing chaos. The bees, were harmless though and organised themselves into two swarms using Bee Traffic Control, so they were all saying things like "Roger" and "Johnny Tango" in clipped English accents.
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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #1596 on: July 25, 2014, 07:31:53 PM »
Last night I was some sort of Artificial Insemination guru  cussing:

I blame the heat. Tonight is not a tempting prospect.  evil:
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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #1597 on: July 25, 2014, 08:13:20 PM »
I was having an amazing dream last night so vivid I could have written it down and it was all about solving everything but suddenly

AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAarrrrrrGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!

effin cramp in me leg woke me up and I forgot it all  Banghead
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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #1598 on: July 25, 2014, 08:17:42 PM »
I had cramp too  eeek: eeek:
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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #1599 on: July 25, 2014, 08:19:12 PM »
Was it one where you grab the headboard, grit your teeth and wait for the pain to subside?

I had one a couple of mornings ago. Happened at 7am, I went back to sleep but when I got up at 8am there was still a residual ache.  noooo:

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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #1600 on: July 25, 2014, 08:20:46 PM »
I push my foot hard against the wall and bite a pillow  noooo:

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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #1601 on: July 25, 2014, 08:31:54 PM »
I push my foot hard against the wall and bite a pillow  noooo:

This needs its own thread.

Indeed, watch that space
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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #1602 on: July 27, 2014, 09:42:15 PM »
I push my foot hard against the wall and bite a pillow  noooo:

This needs its own thread.

A pillow biting thread you say?  rubschin:
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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #1603 on: August 23, 2014, 07:05:29 AM »
I joined the Women's Institute ~ they were after male members (so to speak)

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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #1604 on: August 23, 2014, 07:44:56 AM »
I joined the Women's Institute ~ they were after male members (so to speak)
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Night before last I was dreaming of playing football, I chased after a loose ball and just as i kicked it towards goal a foot came in and blocked me.  Foul I thinks but instead I wake to Mrs K asking "why did you just kick me"  redface:

Last thing last night she says "please don't play football again tonight"  I didn't.
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