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Quote from: Uncle Mort on August 23, 2014, 07:05:29 AMI joined the Women's Institute ~ they were after male members (so to speak) Night before last I was dreaming of playing football, I chased after a loose ball and just as i kicked it towards goal a foot came in and blocked me. Foul I thinks but instead I wake to Mrs K asking "why did you just kick me" Last thing last night she says "please don't play football again tonight" I didn't.
I joined the Women's Institute ~ they were after male members (so to speak)
Got chased through the dark by some maniac with a shotgun. He was wearing a cloak Such a violent struggle that I woke up and found my duvet was on the other side of the room
I can't find my shotgun or cloak this morning.
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 10, 2014, 10:39:37 AMI can't find my shotgun or cloak this morning.
I was a burglar
Sounds fishy