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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
« Reply #165 on: August 10, 2011, 03:18:20 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 10, 2011, 03:07:14 PM
One of the people in our team made a cake and bought it in for everyone. Now she is an excellent cook so was well looking forward to this.

FFFfffing courgette and hazelnut cake.

Why ?

Why ?

Why ?

I spat it out  redface:

You don't like hazelnuts?
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Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
« Reply #166 on: August 10, 2011, 03:19:42 PM »
Nuts are not a problem  lol:
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Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
« Reply #167 on: August 10, 2011, 03:21:18 PM »
Crushed while they wait eh?  ;)
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Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
« Reply #168 on: August 10, 2011, 04:17:48 PM »
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Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
« Reply #169 on: August 10, 2011, 05:12:40 PM »
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Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
« Reply #170 on: August 12, 2011, 03:50:17 PM »
Camel burgers?    rubschin:
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Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
« Reply #171 on: August 12, 2011, 03:52:04 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on August 12, 2011, 03:50:17 PM
Camel burgers?    rubschin:

I expect they are every bit as tasty as the toes.
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Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
« Reply #172 on: August 12, 2011, 03:52:26 PM »
I have found an alternative  cloud9:
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Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
« Reply #173 on: August 12, 2011, 03:57:14 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 12, 2011, 03:52:04 PM
Quote from: Pastis on August 12, 2011, 03:50:17 PM
Camel burgers?    rubschin:

I expect they are every bit as tasty as the toes.

 drumroll: drumroll: 
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Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
« Reply #174 on: August 12, 2011, 03:58:59 PM »
I have dug some fish out of a frosty recess  evil:
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Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
« Reply #175 on: August 21, 2011, 09:22:50 AM »
I made some banana bread the other day  cloud9:

I just toasted some, but forgot it was banana bread and put marmite on it  sick2:
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Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
« Reply #176 on: August 21, 2011, 09:43:43 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 21, 2011, 09:22:50 AM
I made some banana bread the other day  cloud9:

I just toasted some, but forgot it was banana bread and put marmite on it  sick2:

Eeewwww! Bananas are a food of wrongness - unless eaten when they are just about ripe...

As a flavouring in anything else they are wrong, wrong, WRONG!
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Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
« Reply #177 on: September 04, 2011, 07:09:38 PM »
Just heard an report about how the EU is spending over £2m to encourage us to eat insects. So folks, what delights can we have:

How about oven baked tarantulas  sick2:



The Oven Baked Tarantula is the new gory delight we have to offer. It might not go down too well sat on the buffet table next to the sausage rolls and crisps but it might just appeal to those who think eating Kangaroo testicles is ok.

http://www.lazyboneuk.com/products/Oven-Baked-Tarantula.html

Or how about BBQ worm crisps, somehow I don't think I'll be having popcorn again any time soon..



http://www.lazyboneuk.com/products/BBQ-Flavoured-Worm-Crisps.html

Or if you fancy something sweeter, we have chocolate covered scorpions. Using only the finest scorpions, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.



http://www.lazyboneuk.com/products/Chocolate-Covered-Scorpions.html
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Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
« Reply #178 on: September 04, 2011, 07:26:53 PM »
Ummm I have some meal worms in the kitchen cupboard.  eveilgrin:
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Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
« Reply #179 on: September 04, 2011, 07:27:55 PM »
Miss D's, Miss C's, Miss T's and Tipsy's food of ultimate rightness  eyes:

http://www.cakeandcunnilingus.com/cunnilingusdiet.html

No offence...if it offends...
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