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Something for BM to try?
« on: September 13, 2009, 01:23:53 PM »
Feeling adventurous old boy?  whistle:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8248271.stm

Choosing to eat jellyfish is all about cultural attitudes, according to Carme Ruscalleda, a celebrated chef at work in the kitchen of her Michelin-starred restaurant next to the beach in Sant Pol del Mar, on the Catalan coast.

"Put jellyfish on the table in front of a European diner, and they'll say 'oh no, it's a monster from the sea, a nasty thing that stings'.

"Serve it to someone from Japan or China and they'll say it's the perfect garnish for a summer dish, something delicious and good for you", she says.

Ms Ruscalleda is particularly excited about the health-giving properties attributed to jellyfish.

"The Chinese," she says, "say it improves the cardio-vascular system, balances blood pressure, improves cholesterol levels, helps the joints, is good for the skin. I sometimes joke that jellyfish can cure everything except a case of flat feet".

She has just scooped a live blue and brown specimen, about 25cm (10in) across and caught in the sea nearby that morning, from a bucket and laid it in salt, where it will sit for two days in preparation for being eaten.

Unfortunately, she is not yet allowed to serve this European variety to her customers, due to the fact that the European Commission has not officially classified it as a foodstuff.

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Re: Something for BM to try?
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2009, 01:32:33 PM »
I expect it tastes like chicken...  ::)
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Re: Something for BM to try?
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2009, 01:36:29 PM »
Well give it a try and give some feedback, inquiring minds want to know.  whistle:
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Re: Something for BM to try?
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2009, 01:38:41 PM »
As soon as it is available at McDonalds I'll give it a bash...  ;)
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Re: Something for BM to try?
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2009, 02:06:57 PM »
As soon as it is available at McDonalds I'll give it a bash...  ;)

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Re: Something for BM to try?
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2009, 02:24:40 PM »
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due to the fact that the European Commission has not officially classified it as a foodstuff.

Do these bastards tell us what to eat now as well then? If I boil up a jellyfish burger will they come an arrest me?
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Re: Something for BM to try?
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2009, 02:26:17 PM »
Asian one's are fine, it's just ones from the Med they aren't sure about.  whistle:
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Re: Something for BM to try?
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2009, 02:29:39 PM »
Well BM can catch some and feed them to Miss D. If the EU arrest him we shall demand the release of the Baldy One
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Re: Something for BM to try?
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2009, 02:31:07 PM »
If BM tries feeding jellyfish to Miss D I suspect that being arrested would be the least of his problems.  scared2:
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Re: Something for BM to try?
« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2009, 02:31:28 PM »
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due to the fact that the European Commission has not officially classified it as a foodstuff.

Do these bastards tell us what to eat now as well then? If I boil up a jellyfish burger will they come an arrest me?



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Re: Something for BM to try?
« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2009, 02:32:02 PM »
What, decorate them with glace cherries or somesuch?
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Re: Something for BM to try?
« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2009, 02:32:07 PM »
Well BM can catch some and feed them to Miss D. If the EU arrest him we shall demand the release of the Baldy One

Are you mad?  eeek:

Feeding 'fruits de mer' to Miss D?  scared2:
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« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2009, 02:32:37 PM »
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due to the fact that the European Commission has not officially classified it as a foodstuff.

Do these bastards tell us what to eat now as well then? If I boil up a jellyfish burger will they come an arrest me?



You don't cook them, you prepare them. noooo:

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Re: Something for BM to try?
« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2009, 02:32:45 PM »
Tell her it's a special savoury jelly. Mould it into the shape of a rabbit or summat  ::)
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Re: Something for BM to try?
« Reply #14 on: September 13, 2009, 02:33:22 PM »
You can guarrantee that if Nick tries to prepare a jellyfish he'll end up with a Portugese Man O'War  point:
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